911 What’s Happenin’?
@911whatshappnin*answers phone* “Nine-Eleven, what’s happnin'?” #IAM911 All over your frequencies from the shadows of the trench.
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All day it just seemed like callers were in the mood to TALK OVER ME giving me gibberish information while I’m repeatedly asking the important questions (patience running thin)
Welcome to emergency services. 1.8m residents, 8k deps, and only 8 dispatchers. #covid #911dispatcher #shortstaffed
My sleep tracker be like… 3 days ago: 7 hours 2 days ago: 6 hours 1 day ago: 8 hours Today: 3 hr 39 mins 😖😩
I tried to sleep. Completed a whopping 4 hours. Yaaay 🙄. Better than 0 i suppose 🤷♀️.
Ok I’m dispatching police/fire/EMS stay on the line with me (callers): tHIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO HAAAAANG UP!!!!!!
While I’ve been away, my agency turned into the COVID dungeon and we’ve all been working nonstop OT to cover a handful of people being out sick. This while already being down (*double checks math on one hand*) 6 to 8 people.
So you're telling me this whole time I could have offered my supervisor a lap dance instead of being on the casting couch!?!?!
I've been sending good morning memes in the work group text thread. Like, the old lady style ones that look super weird. No one finds me as funny as myself, I guess.
Took a call for a stolen vehicle obtaining the information and ask where the keys were left. Caller says either in the seat or the ignition. Who still leaves the keys in their vehicle in 2021??
Exact quote from me last night on the phone
You were called... You can't run from it. God knew what he was doing. He knew who was going to answer the call. He built you for this. Everything about your life lead you to his career. Frustrated? Me too. Don't run, you'll get more frustrated. This is you, this is me.
All units: Prepare to copy a terrorism in progress!
Caller to 911 says a group of juveniles are in a backyard hitting a piñata and are having fun. #OmahaScanner
😂😂😂
No, you can’t “go outside to smoke a cigarette”. You’re in jail. Jail! JAIL!!!
Anyone else lucky enough to have Thanksgiving off?
Caller: Hi this isn’t an emergency but can you tell me I— I took my temperature and it was 100.9, then I took Tylenol and now it’s 98°… Do I need to go to the hospital? Me: 😐 Uh, I’m not patient advisory but I can send an ambulance to check that out I guess? 🤷🏽♀️ (He’s fine!)
911 open line call on the highway I listened for 20 minutes or more then disconnected. I called back and the woman didn't believe me it had called and wouldn't give me any details and hung up on me. 911 is a bunch of liars we randomly call people telling them lies!! Ha #iam911
I really don’t even tweet on my real account half the time so idk what I was thinking with this one other than this sounded like a funny idea cause of an inside joke at our center lol
Back on the 2nd shift grind!
Went to my first CISD today to end my work week. So there’s that.
An entire week off work doesn’t even feel like enough of a break. Tomorrow’s my Monday. Ugh.
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