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@911inTexasPolice/911 dispatcher If your eyes could see what my ears have heard.. BBQ & beaches, catching rays on Copano Bay ๐
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Random utensil tweet: if you don't have one yet, this Pampered Chef meat breaker-up thing is nice.
This dude wrote this thread in 2020. Amazing.
I have an idea for a dystopian movie: The background begins in 2020: a virus that mimics the flu sweeps across the globe.Some believe itโs a man made bioweapon to provide cover for global economic collapse from an unsustainable debt load & rising wealth inequality. The majority
When a caller begins with, "okay, first, hear me out, I'm not crazy" I'm about to be taken down the rabbit hole of insane, and I was ๐ณ
Not to brag, but I had a fat stack-o- dolla bills last night ๐ต๐ต๐คฃ๐คฃ
Well hell, I guess I'll cook chicken and broccoli tonight instead. Bbq tomorrow when weather is nice. YouTube inspiring me to be wokified, if that's even a word ๐ค
Had to work so I missed going to Oyster Bake over the weekend. A trip to SA on days off for Fiesta though ๐ค
I want to bbq on my day off but 40% chance of rain today. The rain to bbq ratio ๐ค Screw it, the pellets are always dry.
I rationalize purchases with, "but Russia could invade" Like with this, it was Switzerland ๐
This morning at 2:42a.m., thousands of Aggies gathered at the Bonfire Memorial to remember the twelve we lost 22 years ago.
"There's a deer that was hit by a car..a doe, a deer, a female deer" 1st caller I've ever had with potential to break out in song ๐
I'm working a 10 day stretch with 2 to go. For some reason, I feel it. There hasn't been 1 easy day without some major call taking place. The weekend, yea I need that effer to be here already! Then, I want to BBQ!
Monday has a way about it. No matter the amount of coffee, I'm as alert as Monday will allow. Monday has an omnipotence that coffee cannot overcome. It only makes it bearable, and this Monday has been crap ๐
Let my dog out last night to see the moon is waxing. The closer to a full moon the more livestock calls we get. They love wandering out of their fences in the moonlight ๐
Wtf, Monday and only 2 of us scheduled for the first 2 hours? But, we don't have staffing problems ๐
Back in Texas with cooler weather. Checking Twitter to see the northern pics of snow ๐ณ.
Why does a computer services password re-set involve characters requiring a search party to find? I.T. people are sadistic.
I take back everything I said about the full moon being a factor in call types from yesterday. Today is worse ๐คฏ
Not exaggerating, this full moon is no joke. I'm ready to go home, I know my dog will be happy ๐
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