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1000 Cows

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Joined July 2013
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He is "showcasing the stark differences", but not the way you think, idiot.

Vice President @Mike_Pence is an incredible and effective voice for the Trump Administration. He is showcasing the stark differences Americans face in this election. #VPDebate



If you are out in public without a mask, go fuck yourself


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Voting by mail is safe and secure. Especially during a pandemic. But Trump continues to say – without evidence – it will lead to voter fraud and that it’s not “honest voting.” That’s. Simply. Not. True. RT if you support everyone being able to vote safely by mail in November.


Looking around and staring at things is *peak* Melania.

What does Melania do besides look around and stare at things?



This may be a new record for lies, mistakes, and dumbfuckery in a single tweet. Congrats Gov. Shit4Brains.

I'll be on @seanhannity 2nite @FoxNews at 9pm ET and will explain how @realDonaldTrump will be eligible for a 3rd term due to the illegal attempts by Comey, Dems, and media , et al attempting to oust him as @POTUS so that's why I was named to head up the 2024 re-election.



Yeah, I remember when you wouldn't shut up about this on The Apprentice

I also have constantly asked, “Why aren’t Germany, France and other European countries helping Ukraine more? They are the biggest beneficiaries. Why is it always the good ol’ United States?” The Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, never mention this at their phony hearing!



"Donald Trump's Rectum" flavored Chapstick

What do you think Matt Gaetz smells like?

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Step away from the caps lock, snowflake.

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!



And Spanx!

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!



And this is the opinion of a professional liar, so there you go...

Beto says he met a woman working FOUR jobs. And raising a special needs child. I don’t believe him. Sorry.



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BREAKING: Here is the first tv ad from the #ImpeachmentTaskForce. Let’s make it viral!


Two most important things to know today: 1. Marionettes are creepy. 2. Country music is the worst. Good day to you all.


Can I get this on Android?

A dog in space and dreaming beyond a doghouse. #StoriesToBelieveIn



Just like Bill Clinton. I fondly remember his 3rd term as Prez.

My quest is over. I have found the Holy Grail of Stupid. This fucking guy.

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Someone adopt Dunken so I can stop crying citruscritters.com/dog-search/

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Trump’s approval rating is now at thirtysomething.


Weren't those balloons in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade?

My quest is over. I have found the Holy Grail of Stupid. This fucking guy.

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