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Nickocado Machiavelli

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If liberal feminism has a million haters, I am one of them. If liberal feminism has ten haters, I am one of them. If liberal feminism has one hater, it is me. If liberal feminism has no haters, I am no longer on this earth - but know with my last breath I was hating on libfems.


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It certainly did. Off to Leeds today, where we filmed it, for the reunion.

25 years ago today, My Parents Are Aliens premiered on ITV’s CITV strand.

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All the children he’s eaten

I genuinely wonder what is causing his abdomen to be so distended like that



Just seen a baby at the pub for the first time in ages. Maybe things are looking up.


My kitchen is being redone and I thought it would take ages so I spent yesterday panic making sandwiches.. it’s basically done now


Me: no one should be excluded from joy because of their income, we should all be able to listen to music and frolic Also me: don’t even think about connecting to that speaker if you don’t have Spotify Premium


What is it with Scottish people and snorting their MDMA ?? Gross.


These pics of the cat look like a boomer trying to take a photo on an iPhone for the first time.

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bonnie blue makes videos with “barely legal” 18 year old boys… everyone loses their minds.. every single porn company routinely targets “barely legal” girls for “teen” videos… nobody bats an eye


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some of us had no choice but to help our single parents after they lost child benefit when we found work, glad you’re privileged and shitting over others though x

our parents don’t charge us rent and we, in turn, don’t shove them in care homes when they get elderly 🫶🏽 hope that helps



It’s actually embarrassing I still watch #MadeInChelsea religiously when I started watching it when I was a year 7.. an 11 year old child. I’m getting my masters now and I’m still tuning in every Monday


Poppy discourse… you know what that means… ALMOST CHRISTMAS (aka Fairy Tale of New York f@ggot discourse season)

Why do they need to politicise the poppy can’t they leave well enough alone! Do you Agree with this? 👇👇👇

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yay poppy discourse is here

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“That would be the photo of you they use on the true crime documentary in the bit where they talk about your troubled childhood right before the bit where everyone says they knew something was off about you” - Ellie

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I would actually kill myself before I acted like Polly. On national TV??begging for sex??? From Turkey teeth?? Nah I would be hanging from the rafters before I acted like that. #MAFSUK


Polly and Adam feel like some kind of fucked up humiliation ritual #MAFSUK


Trading in the old men for someone younger was the single best decision I’ve ever made and now if a man over 22 approached me I would pepper spray him

Women dating younger men will become more common soon



Peep the drawing in my phone case of me as a cat, she’s my fursona btw

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this is the most insane community note ive seen be published onto a tweet but id like to use it to share that not only am i sober from coke for weeks now, im also sober from everything else too at the moment <3

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