Blythe
@zeebo_xowelcome to some minute snippets of my thoughts that are just possibly worth reading
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Probably what sums up my personality the best is that bit in high school musical 2 where zac efron tries to be all angst-y and is wearing all black and singing about his problems while leaping around on a golf course
How to really enjoy the rain: 1. Stand at the window (inside) 2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip 3. Sip tea from mug 4. Mutter “look at that rain”, “it’s really coming down now” or “the garden needs it” 5. Say “good job we got the cushions/washing in” 6. Eat all the biscuits
universe: wowie a global catastrophe good learning experience maybe you’ll finally fix healthcare and the economy and the environment and stuff now hmm humanity: imma keep bein a dumb bitch
These days everyone is an instagram model or a podcast host or a gamer and ISNT IT GREAT HOW THERE ARE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITES FOR US TO BE CREATIVE IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM
You’d be out of a job if they didn’t
China has placed 1.5 Million Muslims in concentration camps. Separating children from their parents, subjecting them to torture, and HARVESTING THEIR ORGANS! China doesn't want you to talk about it so lets talk about it. THIS IS NOT OK! RETWEET 💔
So somehow, we're meant to blame London Fire Bridge for the deaths at #GrenfellTower, and just ignore the Kensington and Chelsea Council executives and cladding companies cutting corners? Nah you're alright. Solidarity with @LondonFire #GrenfellReport
fact: the most tiring and stressful human activity is trying to keep up a witty back and forth in the dm’s with someone you want to impress
if we really leave on october 31st will it be a pumpkin spice brexit
I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed
If there’s anything that really sums up the times we’re living in, it’s this
It's been a year since the last time I announced this so I think it's time for my yearly update. PSA: We do not pee out of our vagina. Thank you for coming to my ted talk, see you next year.
This is the kind of polite trolling the British people can be proud of. #PleaseLeaveMyTown
can’t stand when internet people insert themselves into every single little drama regardless of how well they know the people or the situation just for attention and yes I have a specific person in mind as I’m typing this goodbye
tweeting this bc there’s this new Netflix show called “Special” about my friend @ryanoconn and his life being gay with cerebral palsy and nobody’s rly promoting it so like go watch it & support it’s actually very funny and cute and has great quotes like this
my mum, trying to be encouraging in exam season: you've worked really hard so far! now all you gotta do is.... work even harder.........
I know it’s cliche to say but social media is truly so toxic it’s completely robbed me of any shred of self confidence like anyone in the world being able to directly tell you what they hate about you is unnatural I really don’t think the human brain was meant to handle that
Dear world: LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TURTLES AND TORTOISES Tortoise: chunky lad boi, CANNOT SWIM Turtle: smooth water boi
UNMUTE THIS, YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS
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