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Bill Paton

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Loving the madness of daily life. Retweet not an endorsement. Hearts and Newcastle fan for my sins

Joined January 2012
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The FA agreed to scrap FA Cup replays because of “expanded European” demands on seven elite Premier League clubs who don’t enter the Cup until the third round anyway, have big squads and some will go on post-season tours or to the Fifa Club World Cup. Such a senseless, heartless…


If anyone is struggling to getting over your Wham obsession, I'm Your Man.


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‘Went walking one day on the lower East side Met you with a girlfriend, you were so divine She said, "Hands off this one sweetie, this boy is mine" I couldn't resist you, I'm not deaf, dumb, and blind’ 🎶🎸🎤🥁#Blondie #sundayvibes


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Do you know really fucks me off? When NHS and care staff were forced to wear bin bags, because Mone and others delivered useless PPE, where was MSM’s outrage about donations then? Mone was a huge Tory donor and “just happened” to win a £100ms contract; through the Tory VIP Lane…


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Oleksandr Usyk told Daniel Dubois that he could be a champion… and he listened 👏


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The Smiths - Panic


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Pure joy, I loved watching this. The Bluebells are absolute treasures 💛❤️💙💚 @R0Poem @urbancrofter62 @dvdmcc

The Bluebells and The Every Voice Community Choir perform Young at Heart at Glasgow's @KelvingroveArt They were performing for the @playlistforlife charity and their #NationalPlaylistDay campaign, which celebrates the power of music for people living with dementia. 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖:…



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“People in Britain today are angry: not just disappointed, not just disillusioned, but angry. They are angry at the state of Britain; angry at the total absence of leadership; angry at the absence of vision; angry at the hypocrisy and double standards; and they are angry at the…

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I was enjoying my job as a crab impersonator, until they asked me to step aside...


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Ash Sarkar breaks down the real reason British culture is crumbling. Hint: it’s got nothing to do with immigration.


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Betrayal 18 July 1944 - twenty-nine Resistance members, including regional commanders, are taken to a ravine near the village of Signes (83127) in the hills north of Toulon. Arrested by the Gestapo over the last two weeks, they are shot and thrown in a shallow grave. Some are not…

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This is a disgrace : in 2014,as an 18-year-old Van de Velde flew to England to meet a 12-year old girl who he had met online . He knew her age . Whilst with her , he plied her with alcohol and raped her . He was sentenced to four years in prison but was released after just one…

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Well I went to the first England game but can’t make the last due to work commitments

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There's a guy who goes around US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their: • Biggest Regrets • Biggest Lessons • Advice to their younger self Most of their answers are the same… Here are my top 8:

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Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out. He said he'll be fine he's just going through a rough patch.


There's a rumour going round that Spandau Ballet are going to Re-Release one of their old singles. I hope it's not true.


I some how have managed to have ended up in Castle Donington and the only thing to drink is Pedigree which I approve of


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Scandalous! We really are mere subjects to these people. They turn up, shake a few hands, dish out a few medals & we’re meant to revere them. It’s embarrassing in the 21 century… when their ‘subjects’ are penniless & starving. Don’t @ at me about tourism. France? Count me out.

I'm fuming. King Charles,through Duchy of Lancaster, received over £60m in 10 yrs from people without known blood relative dying without making a will NOTE: Duchy of Cornwall (Prince William) does the same Royal income is not accountable like a public body (it should be) so a…



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Internet pals! With gender ideology being exposed as a load of old bollocks, there is no better time to buy my memoir 'Tough Crowd'! Come for tales about creating comedies such as 'Father Ted' & 'The IT Crowd', stay for my battle against some of the worst people on Twitter!…

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