Yolohhhhshit
@yolohhhhshitProbably pissing like a racehorse and probs tweetin hammered #1DUIDodger #FourLokoChamp
When you’re off a #fourloko and the wife tell you to get pizza rolls for dinner 🥜🥜🥲🥜💦💦
September 25th is historically a day where I get hammered. History does in fact repeat itself.
I am so fucked up right now. I am about to go buy a pack of black and milds.
All my cars got leather seats bc it’s easy to clean (I drive while I’m absolutely shit faced hammered and sometimes I piss myself)
If you're the Browns you gotta find some way to connect Deshaun Watson to Diddy's RICO and sex trafficking charges #CTESPN
When the #fourloko starts to actually taste good, you know it’s only downhill from there.
It may only be 7:45pm but it’s also time for me to start pounding electrolytes
Currently piss drunk hammered listening to Minecraft music thinking of the most vigorously racist shit a nigga could think of
Absolutely nothing like getting piss drunk hammered and playing Minecraft.
If yo girl fuck niggas that wear pants like this then she was never ur girl to begin with. U was fuckin with a hoe.
There’s like 4 different nipple if we’re not counting pregnant woman so I’ve seen your tits a million times on bitches way hotter than you.
The age of real men has fallen. I don’t give a fuck about a nip slip. Unless I’m actively hitting it from the back raw dawg style you can move on you whore.
My fantasy football league’s last place punishments is that you have to suck Barack Obama’s wife cock lol
Please please please do not you horrible fat bastard
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