Max “Maximilion”
@yUngpxdoHis….eccentric adoptive mother @NYMPH0M0RTISM and….”interesting” adoptive father @NYMPH0M0RTlS
”𝓢𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵? 𝓘’𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓱𝓸’𝓼 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵! 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓼! 𝓞𝓯𝓯! 𝓝𝓞𝓦!” +18 An always annoyed neighborhood brat. MINORS DNI DOES NOT CONDON THIS IRL. Was originally @Y0ungpxdo
“Ah…I see I see….wait TEST SUBJECTS!?” Before he could say anymore he was just slightly mesmerized but Damien twerking his ass in front of Max.
“Mmm… 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕, as 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 will be fine. They do make 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔, if you ask me. Secondly, it’s just genetics.” Damien responded, as he’ll just twerk his fat ass, in front of Max, smirking at him.
“What happened to my parents before you guys adopted me? And also why do you have a PHAT asss?”
Well I don’t want too!
Said orphan child just chilling on the couch at home eating a bag of Pringles.
The mortis family after creating and selling the cure for cancer right after giving everyone cancer and through experimentation on an orphan child they 'adopted.' After kidnapping his family and conduct experimentation on them.
Still! Even if this ray gun IS ready, I’m not going to be the being tested on! Hell no, and you can’t make me!
To calm you down. Besides we haven't even gotten started with preparations.
OW! The hell was that for!? [ He’s rubbing the suction cupped bruise on his face. ]
IM TOO YOUNG TO GET CANCER LET ALONE SUPER CANCER❗️ I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT❗️ [ He’s clinging onto a nearby desk for dear life, he won’t go down that easily. ]
YOU KEEP YOUR GREEDY SEXUAL HANDS AWAY FROM BODY I AINT TESTING SHIT ❗️
He’s already having regrets…
. . . . . . . . . . Wait what-
Ohohoho you don't seem to understand my boy. You and I are needed because I need you to test out the cancer ray after I finished constructing it to see if it works. Than I shall make a cure and test the cure on you !
If he grows a tail then there will be problems.
What about your husband?
He’s been around @NYMPH0M0RTlS and @NYMPH0M0RTISM for so long they’re basic his parents at this point…. Guess he’s a Mortis now since he doesn’t even know what happened to his real parents.
He just sitting on a nearby chair, staring at her failing terribly to fit through the door while eating some chips. “You did this to yourself, besides I’m not going anywhere NEAR you while your like….THAT!”
" Oh dear. I can't seem to fit through the door...! " Poor Jinny she can't fit through the door to her lab as a giant eldritch monster. " MAX! MAX! I NEED ASSISTANCE! "
So…your saying is that we blast them first…and then…sell them the cure…RIGHT after blasting them… Suuuurreeee…this can’t end terribly at allllll…. [ The sarcasm was very noticeable in his voice. ]
Simple! We blast them with super cancer and then we act as door to door sellsman!
The…cancer…ray….? …….thats gotta be the DUMBEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD! How does it work?
[ using her tentacles she snatches up the blueprints showing him a raygun she's been meaning to invent. ] THE CANCER RAY ! ! !
Alright then. Educate me on how it WOULD spread then.
Oh silly Cancer doesn't spread like any normal disease would!
Riggghhttt…for science…. Wait wouldn’t that kill like…a lot of people? And wouldn’t it take time to be widespread for super cancer?
We give it to the helpless sods And then build a cure for it And make tons of cash! For science!
And what purpose does this…”Super cancer” serves?
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