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xoultravile

@xoultravile

gay retard P.P.H.D

The most health conscious cardio bunny raw organic everything bitch uk pales in comparison health wise to the average medieval woman. And the weak or sickly ones just didn’t survive. Renaissance Propaganda

Medieval peasants would have an aneurysm if they ever saw this bitch

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The amount of money you save by not dating for years is nowhere near the amount of value you miss out on youthful interactions with beautiful girls. Everyone is able to make $ and date, you can, too. Dont need to be rich to date pretty girls. Stop shooting yourself in the foot.


School curriculum for boys should include this

Wow I'm so glad to hear I'm the first guy you slept with on the first date, I was worried when it happened but now that you've told me how unusual it is for you I feel relieved. Also great to hear your exes were terrible in bed and you hated sex with them. I love you so much



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Ur 20s should feel like u constantly have a loaded gun against ur temple


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We have gone so far in the direction of “no means no” as a culture that we have forgotten that sometimes no means yes


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It’s so nice of the gymnastics training center to have the 18 year old women’s gymnastics club practicing at the same time as the kids “ninja” class like a little treat for being such a good dad. Really makes you appreciate this sport.


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this is where I post from

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The dream i had where i was a centaur and she brushed my coat and fed me carrots

In honor of Anne Hathaway’s birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the Oscar-winning actress.

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I put my life on the line for Romance and it chewed me up and spit me out and jaded me so now I pretend so hard to not care about Romance and act like Romance doesn’t matter and that I don’t want it but I can’t fight it anymore I am a Romantic forever and always


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Any man with a minimum amount of ambition will get extremely annoyed around people who aren’t on the same pace as him.


My fetish? Yeah it’s just the will to life

Again I express my bafflement that "wanting to impregnate a lot of women indiscriminately" is being characterized as a fetish that is the opposite of a fetish



Decade of the hinge hawk

No point in clubbing if you - Got morals - Are ugly as hell Couldn't imagine trying to swoop washed chicks as a monstrosity of a man Nor see any fun in the activity without GIRLS Would you go to a dudes' only club? Nah. Case in point. Your wife ain't gonna be there bro



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Happy 11/11 Today you must act in a way in which your highest self would act. Act rich. Act skinny. Act like you have too much love to give and the love you're receiving is swelling your heart so much that it's about to explode. Act like everyone knows your name. Act like you…


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Horniess factor went way up. During my usual walking spots, noticed people dressing differently. Going to be a baby boom for sure.


Engaging in AI regulation babble won’t help anyone personally though it’s necessary, the visionaries move is to generate and publish your own AI nudes as soon as it becomes a threat and beat everyone to the punch. If we’re all naked (shame sense not sexual) no one’s naked.

Is this not a crime??



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the men most harmed by the normalization of homosexuality are the slightly fruity straight guys. i believe they should be able to enjoy their men’s fashion, color theory, latte machines, perfume charts, astrology and scented candles in peace


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Homan has peak Anglo skullsplitter physiognomy. 700 years ago, this dude would have been swinging a battleaxe in the face of a knight on some French battlefield, or drowning a Scotsman in a burn with his bare hands in a fit of berserk rage.

Looks like this is the guy that Trump will be putting in charge of the border and deportations. Massive



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You’re picturing a tiny, cute woman sweetly reminding you to “perk up, life is good!” when what you should be imagining is a giant gay guy twice your size who wants to rip open your bussy taking personal offense to the fact that you’re not visibly happy while in his presence

if this happened the man would mumble "I'll do my best" and then think about it for the next ten years

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This is why no one will remember your name

who is combining hard liquor and salad for a meal



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