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my long term goal is to be a milf

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having nephews stinks imagine coming home from work after a long week going to your bathroom and being greeted with a dookie he “forgot” to flush i literally wanted to kms


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idk y i still end up surprised every time my dad lets me down lols


scratchie tax

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i keep a fact but it’s not always fun

i love a girl that keep a fun fact on her



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girl dads are simultaneously the biggest misandrists and biggest misogynists ever

Girl dads at random:

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After all the rain you’ll see the sun come out again🤍

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my coworkers picked up on my redbull addiction and offer me one every day like i don’t have them stocked in my locker 😹😹😹


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Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.


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Mexico decriminalized abortions entirely. Huge win for Mexican women in such a conservative country.


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i luv my pink collar job & working in a clinic with only women we don’t even have a single male doctor at the practice 😹


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Idc how well off I become I will ALWAYS advocate for public assistance programs. Too many people think it could never be them.


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i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch


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No way ED twitter is unironically coming for him

greedy for money and food

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