It annoys me so much that when i say "I hate everyone" there's always this 1 person that says "yes, except me!" No. Especially you.
What I say: Hello, nice to meet you! What I think: omg I've totally stalked you on instagram
You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.
Being honest may not get you many friends but it'll always get you the right ones.
If it doesn't matter, get rid of it. If you can't get rid of it, it matters.
I swear if you do this I'm going to break up with you immediately https://t.co/t3FxqLzt0d
And also, I'm proud of my last tweet because it took up exactly 140 characters.
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of it's throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
I didn't want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets.
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