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Lacy

@xLittleLacyx

The spirit of a cranky old man. Get off my lawn. Moonlights as an ethereal being.

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“I hope that either all of us, or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we are ever given a second chance” Ted Lasso 🥲😭


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On the route we all fam


I specialize in kicking the shower door handle and cutting the shit out of my foot.


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There aren't enough gargoyles on shit anymore


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If I was a bird, I know exactly who I’d shit on


Coworker: “You’re a multifaceted queen”


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Protect your Christian meat, Kings. The weekend is upon us and it’s gray sweatpants season. These harlots are gonna be relentless


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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a whole party to find out.


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Is it just me, or does tipping for takeout seem kind of ridiculous?


One of my regulars told me “I’d pick you in a fight against anyone, you don’t give up”


Unless. Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing’s going to get better. It’s not.


Ima tell you why my best friend is the best. He turned my rock bottom into a superhero character. She comes up regularly in conversation. He even created an ai image, and her tools are retro. It’s perfection. Laugh about your bad stuff, if you can.


Minus the happy ending.


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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.


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We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.


The Downward Spiral and Under The Pink were my most played off this list. ‘94 was a great year for music!

10 Great Albums Released In 1994: Nirvana – MTV Unplugged in New York Green Day – Dookie Oasis – Definitely Maybe Nine Inch Nails – The Downward Spiral Beck – Mellow Gold Soundgarden – Superunknown Tori Amos – Under the Pink The Notorious B.I.G. – Ready to Die Jeff Buckley –…



Dam, this is cute.

This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.



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Today I'm going to give it my almost


Almost done Christmas shopping. Just a few things for the kids and I’m done. Who even am I?


It me. Had to lock down the handle.

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