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Jess Mayer

@wolfsheadjess

Bartender, bass player, beer drinker, breast enthusiast. (RP OC +18)

Joined March 2015
171Posts 14Followers 77Following
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Jess Mayer
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Nov 2, 2015

Okay, @TheSunHound just ran up to me and sniffed my head while speaking in tongues. I wish that was weird around here.

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Jess Mayer
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Sep 3, 2015

I'm gonna start answering the phone "Wolf's Head Demigod Daycare".

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 21, 2015

This shit is totally worth drinking just for the look on @moonhoundman's face. http://t.co/1v6vnBFfhJ

wolfsheadjess's tweet image. This shit is totally worth drinking just for the look on @moonhoundman's face. http://t.co/1v6vnBFfhJ
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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

The look on @moonhoundman's face when I stuffed a pickled egg in my mouth. And the squishing sounds. I thought he was gonna hurl for sure.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

Gotta hand it to the man, he does love a good rant.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

You should have heard @moonhoundman's rant about chocolate covered bacon. I wish I had it on tape.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

I may have ordered the picked asparagus just for this.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

Today is gonna be a good day.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

Some bars have a tv. We have shitty beer to get Hati ranting about. I know which I prefer.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

This beer tastes like ball sweat but it's worth drinking to see that vein in his forehead pop out like that.

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Jess Mayer
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Aug 7, 2015

Hey giiirl, you come here often? #IKnowImSexy http://t.co/tM77s02dBh

wolfsheadjess's tweet image. Hey giiirl, you come here often? #IKnowImSexy http://t.co/tM77s02dBh
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Jess Mayer
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Apr 28, 2015

Today feels like a Slayer day.

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Jess Mayer
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Apr 10, 2015

This is officially the longest I've ever worked anywhere. Maybe it's just too weird to leave? I certainly haven't gotten bored.

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Jess Mayer
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Apr 1, 2015

//fair warning - I know it's April Fools. However, do not prank me. At all. Period. It will end badly.//

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Jess Mayer
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Mar 31, 2015

As much as I love sleeping in my van, I finally got an apartment. Housewarming gifts are welcome. Especially if they're drinkable.

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Jess Mayer
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Mar 27, 2015

I'll say one this for this place - none of the staff bats an eye when all hell breaks loose.

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Jess Mayer
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Mar 24, 2015

I really need to find some people to play with. Playing music is like sex. It's fun by yourself, but it's way better with other people.

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Jess Mayer
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Mar 24, 2015

I just started a new job, I'm sleeping in my van, what makes you think I have money to pay you back for pizza we bought 5 years ago?

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Jess Mayer
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Mar 24, 2015

I don't know what's in that green bottle under the bar, but I'm pretty sure the fumes burnt off my nose hairs.

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