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I'm after that deathclussy, motherfucker

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The only explanation is that Americans are getting fed dangerous levels of gas and lead


TIL uranium doesn't taste as good as it looks

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This genuinely brought me to tears. Fuck you to whoever wrote this

Tie a bitch up and open up their tissue culture jars one by one



Tie a bitch up and open up their tissue culture jars one by one


Came back for ten seconds just to say What the fuck

Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025.



Bartender at fancy restaurant: *Ashes his cigar into someone's drink* "That'll be $10 extra m'goodsir"


Get stung, asshats

BREAKING: Israeli occupation forces report 12 IDF soldiers injured after being stung by bees in the southern Gaza Strip.



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Eurovision has banned the waving of the Palestine flag at their song competition My gang was not happy with this and decided to make their own little protest #Israel #gaza #Palestine If you want any individual GIFs featured here, visit tenor.com/search/3d-gif-…


This video is so fucking funny. The "thief" is so fucking pathetic lmaoo

“Calm down, it’s a bike” Masked thug pulls out a knife on a brave woman after attempting to steal her bike. Video by @dave24144975



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No fucking joke I have this exact same stein but with a different paint job and no lid holy shit

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Me when I pick up an interesting "stone" to then realise it was dog shit


Going on a 4 day road trip and coming home really makes me realise how fucking depressed this boring fucking city makes me


Squidward was the hero SpongeBob was the victim Plankton was mentally ill Mr Krabs was the villain And Patrick, haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits


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