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will sattelberg

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government man // phones editor @AndroidPolice // @greatest_con co-writer // @DontExplainPod, a podcast about rockstar biopics, available now!

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holy shit we are so back

Conan O’Brien Will Host the 2025 Oscars trib.al/SOAKI24



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don’t you dare

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"the unpopular outgoing president endorses his even more unpopular VP as a fuck you of the rest of the party leadership" is very obviously Veep-coded, actually

This is House of Cards stuff… Pelosi's plan was for a blitz primary, but Biden endorsed Kamala in his drop out letter as a big “fuck you” to the Democrats for forcing him out. That’s why Obama, Schumer, etc were all so late to endorse her. They didn't want her.



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New ‘Star Wars’ Trilogy in the Works From ‘X-Men’ Alum Simon Kinberg variety.com/2024/film/news…

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this might actually be the sole additional voter Kamala gained over four months, nice going!

De-registered as a Republican today.



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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.

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I asked my husband what we should do tomorrow night during the election and he said "I'm going to be playing Balatro." I was like "So... I'm on my own?" and he said "No, you can download it too."


look I get this is long and I almost didn't read it either but boy was it ABSOLUTELY worth it for "The everyday American is too sick/obese/distracted/transgendered to fight a war and win"

So I'm thinking about this....... for as stupid and incoherent Kamala Harris is and as trash as Walz is, and despite the fact that Kamala Harris is the only Democratic Nominee to not have actively campainged in a Primary (the most undemocratic shit ever, and really says alot…



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This is a touchdown #AcknowledgeHim

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Bills win 30-27 over the Dolphins and improve to 7-2. Tyler Bass' 61-yard field goal is a franchise record.


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von miller go to prison!!!


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the skyway should be torn down for the good of the city etc but also i’m incapable of riding over it without being overcome with love for my beautiful beautiful home


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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me. [I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day] Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.


this is pandering very specifically to me, and I want to be very clear to any and all Marvel execs: it would work. i would be seated. make it happen.

Reba McEntire reveals she wants to be in a Marvel movie.

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confirmed there’s no way i can see clint’s latest in a theater

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inexplicably we still have not one but TWO primetime Jets games to get through


okay but you are never alone when you have balatro

husband pulled out his phone at the pub last night to play balatro and said ‘you’re never alone when you have balatro’ while i was sitting right there



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