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Matt.

@wiisportsking1

The king of Wii sports. this is a parody everything made by @mackback319

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Huh, is this a new sport? (MATT JOINS PARODY TWITTER!) [ #PARODYTWT #MVRP ]

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give me a person I should parody


IM FUCKING GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER ON MYSELF OMG AAAHHHHHHHH

...im so done with that. OF COURSE. WHAT YOU SEE IN MY PFP IS MY FACE! MY FACE ONLY! I HAVE A FUCKING BODY! *he just impales Matt.* THATS FOR INSULTING ME.



Wait, you have hands?

Nope. *he grabs Matt.* Not happenin.



You know what? Bye. Cya. I’m out!

too bad i also came prepared. *he drops the bullets to the minigun on the floor.*



I came prepared. *takes out a minigun* You boutta get fucked.

*too late he's already behind you.* Your assumption would be correct!



holy shit spade is gonna beat my ass

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my beard

*too late he's already behind you.* Your assumption would be correct!



take this BITCH *pew pew pew pew*

*ORANGE IS HEAVLY IMPAIRED WHY-* Oj: Allrigty, Les sword. *Orange just swings the gun like a sword-*



holy shit. that’s no problem for me *pulls out a gun also*

Oj: OkAY! *suddenly, Orange pulls out a fucking GUN-*



okay let’s have some swordplay rounds now

*Oh god, Orange is DRUNK* Oj: Heh.. i feel funny..



watch gf break up with him and red turns into a bloodthirsty monster and starts to kill everyone one by one


no

[NC] go back to being dead.



hi yall it’s me matt im back from the dead


Matt has unfortunately died because of his fight with Spade. Come to his funeral at 9:00 sharp to remember him dearly.


No one is loved to me.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀QUESTION⠀OF⠀THE⠀DAY.⠀ ( #PARODYTWT ) ❔ ——— How does your character handle the loss of a loved one? ⠀ ⠀



uhhh bet okay

[ int bait. May include possession/stealing identity ] Ay! Ay [READER]! You should try this on! It would look greeat on ya!

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Me, myself, i, i, i

⠀ ⠀ ( #PARODYTWT ) ——— INTERACTION BAIT! tag five people that you love oh so dearly ⠀ ⠀



no

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Im an angel. Fuck you, get burned.



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