Andrew Archer
@whoissyntaxGold Coast. Australian comic writer, rap dude and Toblerone enthusiast. THE TOKYO 5 chapter zero is available now for FREE via https://t.co/NBfvNwQRE4
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I'm excited! Spread the word far and wide! THE TOKYO 5 volume 01, all 250+ pages of it, is now up for free download at thetokyo5.com It's an absolute labor of love that took myself and @studionice2011 YEARS to make; I want to step you through that journey.... 🧵
I feel like this sentence perfectly summarises what it's like using dating apps in 2024.
I deleted Twitter off my phone and now the only access I have is via desktop, severely limiting my access to this hellscape. Believe me when I say that I have infinitely less anxiety as a result. It's genuinely impressive how quickly this place became unbearable.
A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship
Warner Bros is selling 10 “fully functional but not street legal” Tumbler Batmobiles from Christopher Nolan's ‘DARK KNIGHT’ films Each is priced at $3M.
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
Calling mates "Cunt", while calling cunts "Mate"
The United States continues to prove that the most effective political strategy is to take a massive shit in the middle of the floor and then point at the next person that walks through the door and scream, "Why didn't you clean that up?".
Now she's going to have toupee for things x
We are legitimately within a hair’s length of Buddy Christ being an actual thing @ThatKevinSmith
The Vatican has unveiled the official mascot of the Holy Year 2025: Luce (Italian for Light). Archbishop Fisichella says the mascot was inspired by the Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."
Checks out.
Aussies pushing back a Russian assault in Zaporizhzhia. Absolute. Fucking. Legends.
Because retail stores actually lower the price of their physical games at some point in the game’s lifecycle. Paying $90 on the Sony store for a game that’s $30 at JB Hi Fi is absolute madness.
Imagine being an Ewok. Literal God turns up and recruits you into a War in Heaven, which you win, and the next day you find out he's just someone's butler
If were in charge of choosing the next pair of detectives for TRUE DETECTIVE S5: who would you like to see?
Al Pacino is out here every day dropping all timer headlines, absolute masterclass of promotion
Do you know how hard it is trying to explain to young people today that you used to have to buy your windows screensavers from a brick and mortar computer store.
you could walk into a store in 2004, pay $20 for a piece of microsoft branded software and get a whole set of people dancing on your taskbar. what a world
People constantly make reference to the fact that Twitter is like 4chan these days. I have to disagree. In some ways it's worse. At least on 4chan a post like this wouldn't get a content warning.
you could walk into a store in 2004, pay $20 for a piece of microsoft branded software and get a whole set of people dancing on your taskbar. what a world
This might be the fastest Milkshake Duck I’ve ever seen.
Lieutenant Dan who signed with Kick for $2,000,000 already dropped the N WORD on his first stream.. 😭
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