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Co Host of Community Noticeboard podcast, the worlds best podcast. Comedian, Sydney.

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We had our own version of Freaky Friday growing up when one day Mum needed something from Bunnings and Dad needed something from Spotlight


Rolling my eyes at the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul clown show while trying to suppress the thought that the biggest boxing fight you could make in Australia right now would be Spudd Carroll vs Chief Harragon


all day whenever i have a cold

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....Did someone say KFC?

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Right now a bat and a pangolin in Wuhan have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time


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@PhilGould15 Gus what are your thoughts on the rumour circulating that US officials are planning to resolve any contentious election day issues like this:

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Once again I'm imagining my favorite character; a Melbourne guy who has zero issues with horse racing from an animal cruelty standpoint, but makes a point to refer to it as the Naarm Cup.


On any Wikipedia page about a war, in the "Units Involved" section, about halfway down there is always some offbeat weirdo nationalist brigade with a name that goes pretty hard.

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Weddings are the best. Nothing like drinking during the day in a suit with a bunch of mates watching a grand final on someone's phone


the census should just be a big group chat with a comment "thumbs up to be in the census"


I can't believe the guy who wrote friday night lights is also the catchphrase from big bang theory

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i think we all know what type of summer it will be. very nice

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This is the greatest form of entertainment in Australian sport. #origin


Getting arthritis from having to constantly set my dad's tv from Nine to Nine HD


Ok I'm laughing about a guy who works in a restaurant and he thinks everyone in the restaurant's name is Geoff because he mishears everyone yelling at each other "Yes Geoff!"


When you get a few laughs at the end of your set by riffing how bad it went

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Dutton just wants a Chernobyl to happen in this country so everyone ends up looking like him


We've been fucking like rabbits. Yeah, ray "rabbits" warren


No better holiday alarm than "breakfast stops at 10am"


i think the prime minister should be able to evict any tenant that we all agree would be an absolute punish in a hang


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