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MC-Mellokurrrrt

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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. 🎈

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reply w a baby pic that exudes the energy you have now

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Promise you I’m abt half of them 🙃

Frank Ocean's "White Ferrari" makes its first ever appearance on the global Spotify chart at #184, eight years after release (1.239 million streams).

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Everyone talks about the miracle of childbirth being the baby. The miracle of childbirth is the mother actually surviving pregnancy and delivery. You guys are really playing danger games for a man who forgets you exist half the time.

What opinion about Pregnancy would put you in this position.

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Where is the crunchy hair?? She should have so much “curl gel” in it that it’s crunchy!!!!

Spend a day in 2003! Time Cut is NOW PLAYING.



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A note for tomorrow: ANYONE WHO IS TRICK-OR-TREATING AT FIFTEEN IS PRESUMPTIVELY CLINGING TO THE RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD AT THE MOST DISCOMBOBULATING MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES. THROW CANDY AND KINDNESS AT THEM


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All Chicago Bears fans going to bed tonight


Kids are fckn dope.

They named a new elementary school building in Missouri after the janitor at their school. This rocks so much



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Thinking about myself as a little girl standing in line at the supermarket checkout, reading disgusting tabloids’ discussions of women’s bodies, & learning the language of how to hate my own, one in which I am still fluent


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any time my body image issues start to flare up i just remind myself that thinness is the most boring aspiration... you could create great art or learn a new language or travel the world...and you're focused on... this? how uninspired...


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If there ever was a worse case of playing the mental illness card, #TamarJudge has just won. What an insult to everyone on the spectrum. At nearly sixty you should know the difference between being mean, nasty and vindictive. #RHOC

Tamra Judge says she is on the spectrum and has a “hard time with empathy and feeling other people’s feelings.” Source: Two Ts in a Pod #RHOC



Chilis being messy makes me giggle 🤭🤭

bby you can get a $6 Witches Brew Marg at Chili's



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bby you can get a $6 Witches Brew Marg at Chili's

$10 BOO-ZY BUCKETS at Applebees 🍎

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i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭

what’s your biggest ick about yourself?



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im going to complain about her every week if i have to. until black people can get the same opportunities while existing within the criminal justice system i don’t want to hear anything about this being “camp” this is white privilege. stop using our slang to justify this nonsense

Anna Delvey on DWTS doing Espresso and the first shot is her ankle monitor? the definition of camp



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Idiot son, legacy a mess, tuition fees piling up, but he was using his purple shampoo

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when i do both Rihanna & Eminem’s parts in Love the way you lie

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throwback to when espn wouldn’t let me name my fantasy football team “saquon deez nuts” so i had to have a conversation w/ an agent

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My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.


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