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I'm in this great wine club that delivers a wide variety of bottles of varying quality to my home. It's called "throw a dinner party and tell everyone to bring something"
The house cleaner swiped her finger on our stove hood. "Pelo del gato," she said, narrowing her eyes.
Oh I get it. When he said "America first" he meant "to disappear into the ocean".
Are you kidding me? I can't play a midi file in OSX without installing something. What has the world come to?
Made a 386Max slack emoji in response to someone complaining about a slow CPU and I don't care if anyone is gonna "get it". #backinmyday
Fact: Abu Dhabi receives hundreds of unwanted cats per year! SAD! youtube.com/watch?v=3br0tD…
"Gee I wish ctrl+v preserved my rich text formatting!" -- no one ever
Definitely using the new features of iMessage to their fullest extent
Everyone talks about House Guest starring Sinbad and Steve Martin. But what about Class Act starring Kid 'n' Play? Just as influential, IMO.
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near? A: Maybe you're a pile of birdseed
Strangest Things: The gang's all grown up and they're reuniting for one last adventure. Starring Adam Driver, Seth Rogen, and Donald Glover.
Wow it's apparently possible to stop a cat from throwing up by swatting at her and saying "stop it!!"
Going as a flapper to a '40s themed party is equivalent to rocking flower power at an '80s party.
Made pizza last night and got all the produce for toppings from the salad bar by my work. Not to brag, but that's pretty genius right?
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