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When I cook with cilantro I throw in a little soap too so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else
Jake paul is a former Disney channel star and that guy's a rapist so this is probably fine
Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result. She is a former Disney Channel star.
How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that
i slept with a terrible guy in my 30s who said he was a 'dom' and he kept ordering me to come? like, 'roxy... come' and nothing happened because i'm not fuckin siri
A petty way Biden could slow Trump's first 100 days would be issuing an executive order that EOs have to be typed out by the president themself with witnesses but no help. Trump would obviously reverse it right away, but to do so he'd have to spend a few hours on microsoft word
now that nara smith and her ken doll are exposed as trump supporters maybe yall will stop gaslighting feminists who bring up how this tradwife content is conservative propaganda
If you are a man with a shred of human decency, you will loudly intervene and shut down every single conversation you hear or see that involves the phrase “your body, my choice” or jokes about rape. If you have any soul remaining, you won’t allow it. This IS that simple.
remind me again how SA allegations ruin a man’s future
i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.
trying not to look at twitter right now is like trying to just focus on playing crash bandicoot while your parents are screaming at each other in the other room
Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma
16 year old having a anxiety attack at work Me: Hey, it's ok. Take your time. I get these too 16yo: What? But you're like, 30!? They don't stop? YOUVE MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE Me: Uhhhhh
Ok so actually my dad literally died bc he couldn’t afford healthcare anymore
VIRGINIA. "No one in the United States is like ‘Oh my gosh, I will die if I don’t have health care’” - US Sen nominee Hung Cao (R), in radio appearance
“Women are too emotional to lead.”
okay but actually why is everyone saying the r word now? like I thought we collectively as a society moved past that in like 2002
Te gustan los perros caliente 🌭? Venga aqui. No gatos Ruff ruff 🐶 meow 😻 #presidentialdebate
Humor writer Maura Quint, @behindyourback, watched last night's Harris - Trump debate, and wrote a shortish parody of it for @mcsweeneys that's both very funny and, somehow, an even more accurate than the news summaries you may have read. Read & share! mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-o…
Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on linkedin until i start to cry
“false rape cases are ruining men’s lives” my brother in christ even real rape cases aren’t ruining men’s lives
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