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What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard? The space bar. #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!! #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


Where did the beef burgers go dancing? The Meatball #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


What do cows do on date night? Go to the moo-vies #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


What do you call a space magician? A flying saucer #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


How do you organize a space party? You planet #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it. #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? #riddles #tricky #Riddler #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


What do you call a pig that practices Karate? A pork chop!! #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout. #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #jokes #comedy #comedian #likes #viral #share #dadjokes


What did the horse say after it tripped? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!! #comedy #comedian #jokes #dadjokes #viral #likes #share


My friends thinks I make too many graphs… But I know where to draw the line! 📈📉📈📉 #comedy #comedian #jokes #dadjokes #viral #share #likes


What do you call a magic dog? A LABRACADABRADOR #comedian #jokes #comedy #likes #dadjokes #share #viral


Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. #comedian #jokes #comedy #likes #dadjokes #share #viral


What’s the hardest kind of steak to find? Rare #comedian #comedy #jokes #dadjokes #likes #share #viral


Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean's bottom! #comedian #comedy #jokes #dadjokes #likes #share #viral


Why did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut #comedian #comedy #jokes #dadjokes #likes #share #viral


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