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Dr Oz...Linda McMahon...what's next, Alex Jones for Press Secretary? Jeff Bezos for Secretary of Commerce? Donnie D. King for Secretary of Labor? Darren Woods for Secretary of Agriculture?


Second day in a row taking a 3-0 lead into the bottom of the 2nd for the Padres...mentioning for no reason.


Man, current and former Padres relievers just aren't having a great playoff experience right now...


"Sure would be a great time for Diaz's first homer as a Pa..." Oh right so, as I was saying...


This needs to be the end of the Robert Suarez as a closer experiment.


TMW your team has the day off so you're watching four games to see if the teams you're up against in the standings can lose...they ALL win by a combined score of 50-14. Yeesh.


Crone seriously giving Abreu the K and still walked. Teach follows up the walk by swinging at the first pitch. We're still 21 games over .500 so at least that's workin.


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This is spectacular. Right on the money. Whoever wrote this absolutely understands our popular culture.

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While we're all enjoying that thorough ass-kicking Harris gave Trump tonight (or Trump gave himself?) do NOT rest on your laurels and assume victory. VOTE! Help your friends to VOTE! Remind your right-wing family members Election Day is November 8th!


2024 where the current version of "I drink your milkshake" is "I eat your pussy." Wait that's supposed to read "I eat your pets." My mistake.


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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.


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I promise you that you’ve never seen a dog trot along as cutely as this.


Is the pronunciation of "pita" (the bread) a national thing? I grew up with Peetuh. Brits seem to say Pittuh. I've now heard at least TWO Canadians pronounce it Peedtay. WTAF?


I. Hate. The. Sweeper...


Tim Walz wants you to remember Kamala is actually the Presidential Nominee and he’s only second on the ticket because men overshadowing women needs to stop being a thing.


The world just lost Shelly Duvall, Richard Simmons, Dr Ruth, and Shannon Doherty, but please, let's continue discussing Cheeto Van Gogh. I need his face and name on my feed as much as possible.


My entire feed: All the debate bullshit Me: This is why I don't watch the debate bullshit


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Disabled people [should] have the right to exist in public. Disabled people [should] have the right to protest. Don't tell us that if we need a mask for health reasons, we shouldn't exist in public. Don't use us for your anti-mask argument, your fascism, your eugenics.


Rosemary sage oregano thyme Go well with lamb for just a few dimes It’s not my fault if you wanted mutton Go eat somewhere else And stop pushing my buttons


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