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José Quintana

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Joined May 2011

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/lucille "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/natasha Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/amy "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession


Ceilings were just ambitious walls. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dona


I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dustin


googl.adultgalls.com/bonnie Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.


bitly.xaijo.com/antonia It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you


"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/margo


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/myra The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/eva The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/roslyn Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.


Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? shorturl.xaijo.com/nathan


Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. bitly.xaijo.com/pearlie


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/alyssa If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.


googl.adultgalls.com/toni I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade


I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. shorturl.xaijo.com/summer


tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/sonja If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.


"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dwight


googl.adultgalls.com/danny "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos


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