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Hehe, hehehe. Hehe… hah… HAH-haha! Hehehahahaha…

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spiritual warfare

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"It's time for us all to reorient around an inclusive, relaxed sense of who the captain is right now, based on things we all agree we love, like "our NHS" and "not being shot with a rusty AK-47 by a jumpy fourteen-year-old who's been up for seventy-two hours on khat"."

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Picked up this man outside a Home Depot to do some landscaping for me. Had to cut him loose early. He wouldn't stop talking in broken English about how when you adjust for salience, 75% of his eses think Tromp is a vato loco, maaang

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It’s a source of national pride for me that great English philosophers generally became court wits like the Earl of Rochester, optimised to make the Mrs. Stitch archetype laugh despite herself and exclaim ‘Oh, how beastly!’ and not hoe-scaring, ecstatic madmen like Nietzsche.


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nature is crazy they're really out there just killing each other omg


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Lacan: “The object of man’s desire is essentially an object desired by someone else”


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And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of cat The dreams in which im dying Are the best I’ve ever had

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Frog eats firefly


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[silence]

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🚨 BREAKING: ⚠️ THE KULAKS HAVE FAILED THE REVOLUTION ⚠️ “Have you ever met a poor farmer? Corpulent PIGS who gorge themselves on subsidies at the expense of Our Dear Communities. Parasites! A festering abscess on the Yookay! Comrades you must denounce them! Denounce! Denounce!”

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Have you ever met a poor farmer ?



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GM. Make sure you bring a spotter if you're benching today. Always be safe!


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Explaining to a horrified Bolingbroke and Pope that we have our own Court Whigs and they combine joyless Malversation of the public Purse on a Scale that would make Walpole blush with dour Puritanical attempts to deprive the Briton of his roborative Quid of Tobacco.

Leaving this dreadful list aside, who'd be the guests at your Historical Dinner Party? For me: MEN: John Wilmot Lord Bolingbroke Alexander Pope WOMEN: Kitty Fisher Hariette Wilson Nell Gwynne Hester Thrale We shall dine long and lavishly off beefsteak, baked potatoes and port



If you’re reading this, it’s likely that if we met, I’d love you.


Can’t even play the ‘Ondine’—my stupid fat-fingered life.


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Make all forms of circumcision illegal.


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