travismelvin
@travismelvinNot so active on this platform anymore but keeping the lights on and blue skies ahead
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First tweet since this was called Twitter. We'll see if the next one takes 4 years lol
“fuck around and find out” is literally the scientific method
Meat on grill, beer in hand, kids in pool, blue skies and sun - feels like I should be happier but beer 3 or 4 usually starts whispering in my ear like that
Shoutout & thank you to all the volunteers & frontline workers out there. And Sam Adams for the beer promotion #ShotForSam
There’s no such thing as too much pastrami, there’s only the thing of too little mustard & sauerkraut
Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends against holding a meeting that could have been an email.
With so many national challenges, the Gov of Georgia is focused on legislation for big things... like criminalizing giving food or water to any American waiting in line to vote. Let that sink in - restricting water to voter waiting in line @GovKemp reuters.com/article/us-usa…
Easy to forget the little victories in this pandemic & give yourself credit for wins. Like today when I was 10 minutes away from noon before I opened my first beer. Tomorrow’s a new day
The universe: Is that a beer? Me: Yes, a 5.5 red lager. The Universe: It’s 11:30 on Monday Me: Yup, burnt on yesterday’s Mosaic, too early for the Double Jack, too sunny for the Milk Stout & those 6+ 16oz IPA’s are a slippery slope before noon. The Universe: Carry on.
Another race between the BBQ fire heat, beer consumption, kids meltdown & Monday morning. My odds suck
Pandemic parenting streak of shame ending today: 7 day stretch no shower, slept on a couch, floor & bed, coffee & beer spend +$100 #shame
The Atlanta terrorist purchased his gun the same day he murdered 8 people. You cannot register and vote on the same day in Georgia.
"It was a really bad day for him" is astonishing.
Mitch McConnell functions through dysfunction.
So Putin gets sanctions for a poisoning but MBS kills & dismembers in a consulate and gets a pass? Uh huh
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