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dina: *carves ellie + dina on a tree* ellie: such a sap ellie: *adds 4 ever to it*
ellie: whenever dina gets mad at me, i tighten all the lids on our jars so she has to come get help from me *sounds of glass shattering in the background* ellie: it hasn't worked yet but it will
joel: stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen, what will happen is fire 14 yr old ellie: but what if something else happens just this one time
mel: owen isn’t answering his phone abby: i’ll call mel: i have tried six times what makes you thi- owen, answering right away: hello?
dina: ellie, you're bleeding! ellie: oh, that explains it dina: explains what? ellie: the stabbing pain in my side
joel: so does anyone know how to fix a computer? ellie, sighing: let me see joel: ellie: ellie: it’s not charged
lev: do you take constructive criticism? abby: not without crying
ellie: i only feel one emotion, anger dina: last night you drunk texted everyone heart emojis and heartfelt messages ellie: out of anger
dina: i'm going to take a shower, i’ll be right back ellie: why are you telling me this, i don't care ellie, right after dina leaves the room: i miss her already
ellie: it was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then realize how much MATH is required to get anywhere near them!
younger cat: would you kiss a girl for one million dollars? younger ellie: i guess? i don't have that kind of money, though
mel: i know we don’t always get along, but i got you a bath bomb for your birthday so whenever you’re feeling stressed you can just fill a bathtub with water and drop this in, i guarantee you all your worries will be over abby: *opens the bag* abby: this is a toaster
ellie: can i go ride my skateboard outside? maria: whatever, i’m not your mother ellie: *runs off with a skateboard* maria: WEAR A HELMET!
joel: well, when life gives you lemons! ellie: actually lemons are man made, they are a cross between a bitter orange and a citrine. so no life does not “give you lemons” joel: just accept my advice ellie: it’s invalid advice
ellie, hugging dina from behind: i love you so much ellie: but if you take my food again i will kill you
joel: one bonus of being older than the kids is misusing modern slang on purpose and watching them cry inside joel: the other day i pointed at a shooting star and while looking at ellie went “is that bae or what” and the look on her face was something i will treasure forever
tommy: what's up i’m back ellie: i literally saw you die, you died, you were dead tommy: death is just a social construct
ellie, hanging on for dear life: where the fuck did you learn to drive like this?! jesse: mario kart
dina: okay, stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. i identify as a fucking threat
jesse: why are your tongues purple? dina: we had slushies, i had a blue one ellie: i had a red one jesse: oh
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