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Just a boy standing in front of a jar of peanut butter, asking it to love him

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I would watch this if they got current Michael C. Hall to play 1991 Dexter, like the 2015 Wet Hot American Summer miniseries where they’re all 30 years too old for their teen characters

Look out for Dexter: Original Sin GLOBALLY in December thekillingtimestv.wordpress.com/2024/11/28/dex…



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Bernie Sanders in 2003. Worth the watch.


Local person decides to be lazy and just put out a bowl of #Halloween candy; shocked when kids take advantage

timhulsizer's tweet image. Local person decides to be lazy and just put out a bowl of #Halloween candy; shocked when kids take advantage

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Robocop. 1987. 35mm scan. This trailer was cut before Basil Pouledoris had finished scoring the film — so they used another soundtrack instead [𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘵] and it changes the entire vibe. 🤖


This headline has to be a Mad Lib of some sort, surely

timhulsizer's tweet image. This headline has to be a Mad Lib of some sort, surely

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Bro is simping for ear wax


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Brainrot this, chronically online that... Meanwhile some teenage girl in the 1930s was sending these to her favourite horror magazine:

TheTaleFoundry's tweet image. Brainrot this, chronically online that... Meanwhile some teenage girl in  the 1930s was sending these to her favourite horror magazine:

Never trust anyone who thinks the way they choose to live is the best way and belittles they way you choose to live

Matt Walsh doesn’t think you should be able to take sick days, Ben Shapiro thinks you shouldn’t retire, and yet not one of them has ever worked a real job a day in their life. You shouldn’t be listening to these assholes who are in the pocket of the ultra wealthy.



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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.


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Hello @NaNoWriMo this is me DJO officially stepping down from your Writers Board and urging every writer I know to do the same. Never use my name in your promo again in fact never say my name at all and never email me again. Thanks!

NaNoWriMo posted their new AI policy: nanowrimo.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/artic… Their official position seems to be that it's ableist and classist to not support AI in writing.



This aggression will not stand #JusticeForPB

Peanut Butter is a liquid. We said what we said.



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never stops being funny

name a time the celebrity gagged the interviewer



Saw this and immediately thought of @jamieloftusHELP so she must be doing something right

timhulsizer's tweet image. Saw this and immediately thought of @jamieloftusHELP so she must be doing something right

This reads like a Clickhole post

Harrison Ford has thoughts about a new species of snake that has been named Tachymenoides harrisonfordi: thr.cm/ldwZ0DP

THR's tweet image. Harrison Ford has thoughts about a new species of snake that has been named Tachymenoides harrisonfordi: thr.cm/ldwZ0DP


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Timing.

You know what the secret to comedy is?



The fact that the movie Only the Lonely (1991) calls Ally Sheedy "plain" is so bonkers to me

timhulsizer's tweet image. The fact that the movie Only the Lonely (1991) calls Ally Sheedy "plain" is so bonkers to me

When I saw Twisters last week, I thought Glen Powell’s truck was silly because it had drills to anchor it into the ground during a tornado. Looks like I owe the movie an apology because this real-life vehicle is way crazier

timhulsizer's tweet image. When I saw Twisters last week, I thought Glen Powell’s truck was silly because it had drills to anchor it into the ground during a tornado. Looks like I owe the movie an apology because this real-life vehicle is way crazier
timhulsizer's tweet image. When I saw Twisters last week, I thought Glen Powell’s truck was silly because it had drills to anchor it into the ground during a tornado. Looks like I owe the movie an apology because this real-life vehicle is way crazier

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lmao

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Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.

wolfblitzer's tweet image. Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.


[James Cameron walks up to the white board, writes “Money Pit”… the execs look around in confusion. He adds a dollar sign 💲 to the title. The execs go INSANE]


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