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The sheer arrogance exuding from me when I booked a red eye flight from Vegas to Atlanta landing at 6am this morning with the intention of working all day. Ha. Ha. Ha. Go to bed old lady. This is a young person’s game.
1. I don’t often tweet about my personal life, but on 1st November, my mum Jane was hit by a large vehicle as a pedestrian in St. Louis, USA. She suffered a severe brain injury & remains in a coma in hospital. Here's Jane & me in happier times.
the grief keeps mounting as years pass and the walls keep closing in. you wake up, show up, buy shampoo, pay your bills, cut cakes, buy some more shampoo. there's another month lined up, time to pay some bills again. it's your sister's birthday, do you think she's proud of you?
so much of adulthood is just grieving in secret. grieving ex lovers, grieving dead friendships, grieving your parents sinking into old age, grieving the person you thought you'd grow into. grieving cities you never got to live in. grieving parts of you that couldn't survive.
Her dad, a preacher, was sleeping with her husband who had HIV who he also introduced her to at 19 years old as his friend. This is insane & also why the church is full of hypocrites that spew homophobia when whole time their nasty asses are undercover.
He gotta be slow.. she making sure he never leaves her cause now everybody seen this video of him 😭😭😭😭😭
My daughter once asked for frozen yogurt for breakfast and I told her we don't have any. She said mommy always gives her frozen yogurt and I told her not to lie and that there is no frozen yogurt in the freezer and she cried and said mommy puts it in the fridge Reader...
My niece Phoebe (2.5) has been talking about a “mermaid store” for weeks, to everyone’s befuddlement. Finally last week she points and yells in the car, “MERMAID STORE, MERMAID STORE”!!”
My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this
My niece Phoebe (2.5) has been talking about a “mermaid store” for weeks, to everyone’s befuddlement. Finally last week she points and yells in the car, “MERMAID STORE, MERMAID STORE”!!”
My all time favorite client found lingerie in his wife’s gym bag except he pronounced it linger-eee. I said, “Lingerie?” and he said, “Hell I didn’t know my wife was cheating on me so I probably don’t know how to say that word either.” 21 years on the job. Best client I ever had.
Jamie is 22. She just moved to New York City. She’s going on a date tonight. It is her first date of the season. I want you to imagine what it is like to be in your 20s and new to Manhattan. You live in a tiny apartment that you share with your best friend. You walk 30…
My old coworker got promoted to a manager position. She just wrote me to tell me & said “if you’re looking to be a Data Engineer again, let me know. I’ll open a role for you.” That’s what community is all about.
Latest obsession is the crumbl cookies subreddit. Everyone on there HATES the cookies, but they still them all every week. They're the most pissed off people on the planet.
Hey hi. I adopted her and she’s super happy and loved
This cat was returned to the shelter because she wanted to cuddle her owners at night. 💔
This is an invitation to go ahead and praise me for these mittens and hat I knitted for a toddler.
I think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity
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