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Abby

@therealFUM

ER RN

Joined October 2011
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I hope when I die that I’m reincarnated as a carb


If Jesus we’re alive he’d wear crocs. I just know it.


Imagine taking a profile pic and not having a double chin. What a life that must be...


You know what? 2020 has absolutely sucked. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT TACO BELL REMOVING ALL POTATO ITEMS.


Remember how you thought you were fat in high school and now you miss being that size? That’s 2019. We thought it was SoOoO bad.... I miss u bb.


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lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in?

Shark that killed NYC woman confirmed as great white — and it's still out there trib.al/yhxkerL

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Guys always are so quick to call a girl crazy but seem to forget what they did to make said girl crazy??? Lol


Y’all. My heart HURTS. Fuck.


If you survived sleepy bear you’re immune to COVID-19


Me watching literally anything my pets do


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Why did you guys make the non-venomous snake look like such a dork

Shark that killed NYC woman confirmed as great white — and it's still out there trib.al/yhxkerL

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Sometimes you just have to get the fuck over it that people you miss, don’t miss you.


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After seeing first hand what this virus does to people...if wearing a mask, to potentially protect one person from having to experience that, makes me a "sheep" then baa baa bitch.


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Co-pilot: you need to let the passengers know but keep them calm Me *presses intercom* how fun is swimming?!


I love when I’m asking patients their medication allergies and they say “milk” or “strawberries”. Like yeah ok Susan I’m just gonna to make you a strawberry milkshake and see if that fixes your heart attack?????


My favorite line in the ER is, “why?”


To the point in 2020 where I’m not looking both ways before I cross the street. Just take me out.


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