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Beezer Twelve Washingbeard

@theloosejuice32

Jordan Love apologist | Bourbon Enjoyer | Ball Contemplater

13 percent of the Nutcrackers. 50 percent of the chestnuts.

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“Why do you care about the color of someone’s skin?” It’s the skull shape that worries me.


Hey @DNC I don’t think you know what’s coming tomorrow. In the meantime, let’s have a Thursday gentleman

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Hopefully nobody. She can have a run like Jennifer Aniston

Who’s going to tell her?

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Trump’s America is capable of influencing the universe

Miss Universe is a woman. No surprises this time.

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I’ll give $20 to the first black woman named Astrid to reply

How to Train Your Dragon is getting the live action remake treatment, so I checked the cast list and found something interesting.

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I get it’s supposed to be tits but that shark has support for his neck ballsack



I get it’s supposed to be tits but that shark has support for his neck ballsack

🦈👙



I’m holding the next one at Auschwitz

The contestants at the Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition.



That’ll play

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Is it possible for the lady to know ball? PM is Peter Millar incase any liberals were wondering. #runtheball

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Is it possible for the lady to know ball? PM is Peter Millar incase any liberals were wondering. #runtheball

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Sweet Dee from always sunny vibes

Haliey Welch breaking it down in Dallas 🤣



Making sure you’re muted on teams after talking some shit to ur boy is the perfect adrenaline rush to get you through the meeting


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When New Zealand tribal dance happens.


Read the fine print next time

Accidentally moaned my ex’s name while drinking a diet Dr Pepper



Just pull em out at this point

Short n Sweet 💋

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Sandy Hook is really more of a dive bar name than an elementary school


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