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Former Trucking Idiot now back doing building projects with the occasional continental trip thrown in every now and then! 🦆🤪🚚🇬🇧

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Give this a retweet to spread the farming message. We are resilient and won’t be beaten. If we stopped at every hurdle there would have been no farms a long time ago! #backbritishfarming



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I hate to break it to Keir Starmer and the establishment, but there was millions more of us supporting the 300k patriots from home... Repost if that’s you!

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Isabel is 100% correct here!!!! 👌

RIP Peter Lynch, one of the UK’s first political prisoners. His treatment by the state was truly appalling.



Yesterday I was sat in a classroom doing a European livestock exam in Belgium 🇧🇪! And today I’m scraping shit in Swindon! 🤔 to say my life is wide and varied is an understatement! Gotta love wot U do!!!🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆


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Labour are the Party of Lies and Deceit, Retweet if you Agree?


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OUR POST OF STARMER IN MAY 2024 ATTACKING THE TORIES FOR CONSIDERING THE CANCELLING OF WINTER FUEL PAYMENTS TO PENSIONERS HAS BEEN REMOVED. CLEARLY SOMEONE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THIS, EVEN THOUGH STARMER'S CHANCELLOR ACTUALLY DID THIS 60 DAYS LATER! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!


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Folks as every Labour MP is Ordered to Retweet “Keir_Starmer PR of his 100 Days of Nonsense & Mayhem; I wonder how many @UKLabour MP’s would dare to Retweet the REAL>TRUTH about @Keir_Starmer First 100 days of Chaos & Mayhem! If they won’t then Maybe We Will Eh?👇🤷‍♂️👍

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This time last week I was loading pigs in Denmark! 🐷 Today I’m loading type 1 in Swindon! 😳🦆🦆🦆 variety is the spice of life they say! 🤦🤦🤦🤦😛


1415km to my destination! What am I gunna do this afternoon FFS! 👌🤣

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It’s 14:40! I’m sat here for my 14:25 flight! There not even a plane here yet! Does anything in this country work anymore?🤷‍♂️

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After a couple of weeks of paddling about in the mud! Tomorrow I’m off to Denmark 🇩🇰 to do a piggy run down to Spain 🇪🇸 👌 that’ll do nicely me thinks! 🦆🦆🦆🦆

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I've had a response from the Department of Health for my question on health tourism. How much is the British taxpayer losing through treating 'chargeable overseas visitors' and not recovering the fair cost? The results are staggering. In 2022/2023, the 'aggregate income…


A man of his word! Shame there not more of them in the House of Commons! 👍

First monthly net MP salary donated (to be topped up next time as just shy of a full month paid). A campaign promise - I am delivering. Every penny of my net MP salary will be donated to local charities/worthy causes. First to a local football club to renovate vital facilities!

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This time last week I was driving truck in Denmark 🇩🇰! Today I’m up to my neck in shit doing utility connections! 🤦 🦆never a dull moment! 🦆👌

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#Transport Got 2 standard plt spaces or 3 euro spaces free on van(need to be loaded today) if any1 has anything that needs to go Newcastle(NE8) tomorrow from Leicester way or surrounding Failing that will be empty in NE8 about 7.30am if any1 has anything to come back down with


Getting the trailer inspected in Denmark! These people are next level livestock hauliers! Of course we passed with a gold star 🌟 and now they’ve given us a car to go sightseeing in! @Gildertransport probably the best livestock hauliers in Europe!😇👌

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So! Today I will mostly be flying to Bordeaux to drive truck to Denmark, to load 🐷 to take to Spain! 👌unfortunately the day is not starting very well! NO COSTA in Gatwick airport!!!🤮🤦😱

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As an intrepid motorcycle adventurer, it’s very important to go out 1st thing in the morning to forage your breakfast! 🤦🦆

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HOW many of you will get THIS???????

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Nice day to be by the sea!💦💦🦆🦆

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