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A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields. You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.
if this is the core of the next album im going to fall into such a deep depression that you guys will never see me again
2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ - The first female president may be elected - Trump is on the ballot - The most recent Elder Scrolls game is Skyrim 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ - The first female president may be elected - Trump is on the ballot - The most recent Elder Scrolls game is Skyrim
I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade
“fuck Kamala, yet fuck Trump a bit more too. so I’ll vote Kamala if I have to, and nothing else. and will protest her everyday forever afterwards,” is *the* mainstream youth opinion, but Hell’s Kitchen-dwelling fagg*ts with 6-figure e-mail jobs are too self-obsessed to get that.
wait people are actually mad at chappell roan for this very reasonable take ??
- No racism -no homophobia - no troubling allegations -no pedophilia just a lazy bastard
Link error aside, there’s something telling about the superficiality of the “speedrun” reading comprehension mindset to recommend hearing a Homeric epic, a measured, musical work whose translator (Fagles for Penguin Classics) took pains to render into English, in 1.25 speed.
does... does he know that's not the iliad
gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bisexual person: i’m bisexual person who lives in the suburbs: I am scared of downtown
heal me salt and vinegar chip. if you can hear me salt and vinegar chips i’m asking for a miracle. salt and vinegar chips please save me
Uuuuuuuuugh I’m just so eeepy , like yall don’t even know how eepy sleepy I been………….
due to inflation you may now make two (2) “i’m going to kill myself” jokes per day
I live a Brat Summer every day because I have tummy trouble
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