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got [rideshare app] to refund a bogus $100 damage fee with nothing but the power of Overwrought Email Indignation and Curt Sign-Offs. To harness the punitive power of the free market, I will be returning to my usual mode of transport: a chariot pulled by 4 terrified, nude men
Jodie Foster: “yeah, it was fine, I guess”
Ryan O’Neal beat his ten year old daughter out of envy, but later found her so unrecognizable he tried to fuck her at his longtime partner’s funeral- an objectively evil reprobate whose vacuous stare carried a Kubrick masterwork. What I’m saying is we all contain multitudes
Had a dream I got thrown out of the Barbie soundtrack curation think tank because I kept circling back to Depeche Mode
"end abortion tourism" is code for government policing of interstate travel
Ron DeSantis: As President I Will “End Abortion Tourism” and Make Sure “Dobbs is Not Overturned” buff.ly/3KqXzU3
Discovering early twenty-somethings have a deeply different relationship with Jake Paul that, nonetheless, results in wanting to see his nose touch his brain stem, like how two guys invented the steam engine at the same time. Historical inevitability
HAS NO IDEA WHO DID IT
Gosling shines in Barbie but we must never forget those who paved the way. Chiefly Kevin Kline gifting us the greatest on-screen himbo and possibly funniest performance in a movie…ever?
Alt-J: tra la la tra la la tra Me in 2012: oh fuck, oh my god. Are they allowed to do this?
This is so important to 11 year old me in ways neither of us could articulate
did you know the guy who was in the black lagoon creature costume was also a certified hottie
As Co-Conspirator 6, I am asking you to respect my privacy and the privacy of my family, including my beloved brother, Broadway star Ethan Slater, at this difficult and transitional time. 🧵
lmao
UPDATE: Molly Gaston, a prosecutor detailed to the special counsel, handed up a single sealed indictment and received permission to issue a summons. No names or initials provided.
Settle the argument my husband and I had following our screening of 12 Angry Men. You’d rather catch in your hands:
I know they’d have the craziest beef
Rubbing my hands like Birdman rn
Odd moment: McConnell freezes at start of Senate GOP leadership press conference and is escorted to the side by his colleagues
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