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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender. #tuaj


Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere! #tuaj


Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man! #tuaj


Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired. #tuaj


Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” #tuaj


What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. #tuaj


What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror. #tuaj


How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes. #tuaj


What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé. #tuaj


My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame. #tuaj


What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain. #tuaj


Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. #tuaj


Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. #tuaj


When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. #tuaj


I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. #tuaj


What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #tuaj


How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. #tuaj


Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells. #tuaj


I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet. #tuaj


Dry erase boards are remarkable. #tuaj


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