Taylor Hirstein
@taylorhirsteinAstrofartisist 🥯 will occasionally tweet dad jokes here. for full videos 👇🏼
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This has absolutely made my day @elonmusk - and I must say, no one’s Musk is better than yours 🕺🏻💨
I don’t know if people share these anymore but I DON’T CARE I AM PROUD OF THIS #wordle ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
My mom called asking what it looked like in NYC with the smoke. I sent her this highly edited pic of my room & before I told her it was a joke, she had sent it to several friends so if it ends up on the news... #fakenews 🤷🏻♂️
@taylorhirstein fart-bombing wedding shots and fart racing are 1M level on hilarious chart keep`em blastin bro 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=VbTGkU…
not exactly what they were expecting 😂
Since so many of you enjoyed the viral compilation of my videos, they now have an official home on Twitter! We’ll only be posting the best of the best. FOLLOW or else I’ll eat all your bagels 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
shout out to any new people here 👋🏼 I’m not new to having my videos stolen but it stings when they go mega viral on tiktok etc, because Joe Shmo from buzzfeed just re-uploads the stolen video to his Twitter like that & the cycle of no credit continues. happens all the time 🤷🏻♂️
hey that’s me, these are all my videos! someone stole them on tiktok - but I’m glad you had a good laugh, these comments are cracking me up 😂 #cheezits
this is *incredibly* juvenile but i don’t think i’ve laughed harder at anything in my entire life??? tears, throwing up, convulsing on the floor laughter
hey @elonmusk can I claim this suspended account? It’s my brand, but someone beat me to it on here and they got it suspended. I heard you were a good person to ask. I promise to put the art in fart. That’s all, thanks 🙏🏼
Dear awesome people who have enjoyed & supported my silly videos 🥯 There’s a scammer hounding my comment sections pretending to be me & doing a giveaway on Telegram. That is NOT me, so don’t respond or give any personal info! ✌🏼
I went to a galaxy far far away where I met droids, had blue milk and got photobombed by a wookie. 10/10 #starwars
Kenobi trailer tomorrow. No clue if that’s true but maybe if I tweet it it will be manifested into existence. In which case you can thank me here.
What a year. Next year will be our biggest yet. Wrapping up ‘21 in Tybee Island, GA 🌴
Anyone who has played alien isolation: 🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️
this is *incredibly* juvenile but i don’t think i’ve laughed harder at anything in my entire life??? tears, throwing up, convulsing on the floor laughter
nothing much to say here besides I absolutely adore nyc (and my phone’s new wide angle mode)
I like this tweet
u never know u need a bagel until u need a bagel and then ur like damn i need a bagel but sometimes it isnt available and then ur just like damn.
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