*most people at 9am* smudges lipstick on their coffee cup *me at 9am* smudges spaghetti sauce on my coffee cup
so I was just informed that guacamole is not meant to be eaten by the spoonful. I am both shocked and confused.
"Sorry!" 🚫 "It's not your fault" 🚫 "Don't be sorry" ✔️ "Your sorrow is welcome here"
it’s been 3 years and I only relate to this more
*most people at 9am* smudges lipstick on their coffee cup *me at 9am* smudges spaghetti sauce on my coffee cup
I really just wanna get taken out - whether that’s on a date or by a sniper I honestly don’t care anymore
you ever just look at snap map and realize just how painfully east side you are?
my mom just got mad at me for donating my old build a bear clothes I haven’t touched in years, how’s your day going?
today at the top of the zip line I work at an 11 year old boy turned, looked me straight in the eye and said “I’m going to thrust off this time”
womanhood is buying myself an eyebrow pencil and old spice at the same time
if you think there’s no such thing as toxic masculinity, just know that I’m tired of little 8 years old boys either getting made fun of or refusing to wear our extra small go kart helmets because they’re pink
mood
*most people at 9am* smudges lipstick on their coffee cup *me at 9am* smudges spaghetti sauce on my coffee cup
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