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Saurabh Tak

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The first Indian Moth Grand Slam loser in New York. "Saurabh Tak has more skeletons in his closet than Capuchin Crypt." The last Sepoy in Jaipur. OG images.

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Can you help me get out of India and set me up in a foreign country? I can weave carpets in Iran and pick olives in Israel. I can shear sheep in Australia and cure cheese in Austria. I can bus tables in Taiwan and bust gangsters in Saskatchewan. Seriously, DM me!


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It’s shocking how Prime Minister Narendra Modi is holidaying around the world, on tax payers money, while a public health emergency is unravelling in his country! He doesn’t even meet the basic requirements of a leader. There is no empathy, concern, or desire to solve problems.

A celebration of Indian culture in Brazil! Gratitude for a memorable welcome in Rio de Janeiro…



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Once again Indian media being cancerous thieves, stealing my footage and hiding my logo while adding their own and not crediting me. I’m not aware of a more cancerous media environment than the one exists in India.

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Pleased to see this obituary for the brave & brilliant #ZareerMasani, a wonderful Indian-British writer, historian, & TV producer, worthy son of Minoo Masani (the lost hope of Indian politics in the 70s) & a generous friend beloved from Bombay to London. thetimes.com/uk/obituaries/…


For a people who can’t build a proper functioning latrine without foreigners transferring technology to them first, Narendra Modi and his merry band of Hindu nationalists freely construct brand new Hindi names of entire metropolises built by the Moguls and the British first.


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When you escape India, your skin will grow taut, your hair thick, your teeth strong, your eyes sharp, your brain lucid, and, yes, your wiener hard. Leaving India will make you young again.


Because neither the Indian PM nor his cabinet of ministers have skin in the game. The PM spends more time clowning around the globe in his luxury jet than in India while his ministers whisk away their own scions to picturesque foreign nations.

Delhi now has the most polluted air of any city in the world. When India’s capital turns into a gas chamber it should be considered a national emergency. Why do we hear not one word from the Prime Minister or his ministers?



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Indians have taken the aphoristic affirmation — lying in the gutter, looking at the stars — rather too literally.


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If India is doing so great as its prime minister brags everywhere, why do his own ministers keep packing off their kids to study, work, and retire in other countries? Even the childless Modi can’t stop himself from clambering aboard his jet and fleeing India every 3 months!


I’m leading my merry wedding party on a white horse to meet my bride for the first time in India. I’ll be posting fewer tweets as I expect myself to struggle to fulfill my connubial obligation.


How many Indians would be squatting and begging for visas outside the Embassy of Aotearoa in Chanakyapuri if James Cook hadn’t discovered New Zealand?


Where do you think I took this photo?

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A British Raj-era recessed marble plaque under a vernacular ogee arch memorializes native soldiers belonging to Sambhar—the town of my birth—and its adjoining villages in Rajasthan who fell in the First World War.

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Donald Trump will be remembered as an impotent president if he won’t put back up the historical statues monuments and nameplates memorializing great American men that the Democrats tore down during their Reign of Terror.


Wouldn’t it be revolutionary for @elonmusk to invent a sleep mask which catches, saves, and plays our evanescent dreams back for us when we awake?


The morning after the 2024 presidential election in the USA, that country’s twerking class is big mad at its working class.


The children of Spain have stopped the Democrats’ unremitting Africanization of America.


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Imagine the look on the face of the man who carried off Nancy Pelosi's podium when he learns that he couldn't be punished harsher if he carried off Nancy Pelosi.


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