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midwestern trash

@sydney_rohr

occasionally funny.

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Midway through November is the official beginning of crashout season. Improving your life can wait until January. Engage in those vices and become even more toxic, it’s been a long year you deserve it


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who wanna smoke the sasuke & naruto cigs with me

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I love being really funny because you can always find another hot insane girl but can you find someone who can do a good bit better than me? Good luck finding a hotter jester baby


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nobody talks abt the first guy to ever treat you how you deserve and then completely flips a switch and turns into someone you wish u never met


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Expecting me to be the bigger person when I’m 5’2 is crazy


My cat is both my biggest supporter and biggest hater


Key to my heart = order me a bowl of soup @ the bar


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what is the opposite of main character syndrome?? assuming you're a tiny irrelevant part of everybody's life that nobody thinks about when you're not around??? that's what I have I think


Probably am the problem but that’s okay 💀🖤💀


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when a girl is done with you she talks to you like she in HR or something


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“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court


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but like … cmon …

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im in Japan rn and ive been having to confront the worst thing about myself which is that i would and do spend a lot of money on little pieces of plastic just bc theyre cutely shaped



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manifesting

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I’m choosing u over anybody, even on the days we don’t understand each other or communicate properly.


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i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been


A cigarette and a shot would solve most of my problems


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hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this


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