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if Apple made a green Syrian flag I woulda used it lol

Yes bro it’s the meanest girls in HS that become RNs 😭😭😭 shoutout to them though


The apple update with the animated letters 😩 I can’t wait till they make that available on here the arguments gone be FUN AS FK 😭


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Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end


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Par hasard

Vous préférez-vous marier par amour ou par raison ?



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not ONCE have i prayed for something in tahajjud & not seen my dua being answered. and so my faith in him always keeps my heart & mind at peace knowing i’ll get what i want or better


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I need companies to raise the prices on microphones and cameras, we gotta draw a line on these podcasts, street interviews and balloons popping lmaooo


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This is my favourite tweet of the month.

living with ur girl is the ultimate life hack cuz im productive everyday cuz im too scared to give her the ick



No I’ve done this being into politics thing for a year and a half now and take it back fr

“I’m not into politics”



Please don’t piss me off

“I’m not into politics”



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did everyone else know that caillou is from quebec?? no wonder that kid sucks so much


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If yo bd fuckn up in the first trimester… go abort that baby. Like please..


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En vrai t’as une gadji elle t’aime et tout et tu la trompes c une dinguerie j’viens de capter



“I eat the same meal every day” ya akhi billah it’s not because you’re a gym bro, you are neurodivergent


Y’all so gay and this is soooo cute

En vrai t’as une gadji elle t’aime et tout et tu la trompes c une dinguerie j’viens de capter



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