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Rhett Sivillo

@swaggysivv

I tell dad jokes, he laughs.

Joined April 2017
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To protest California's growing anti-business climate, business owners will now be wearing their hair long in the front as well.


I heard "type sh*t" so much last year. I think students would learn math better if we used it instead of the word theorem. "Hello class, today we are going to learn Pythagorean type sh*t"😂


On my way to the planetarium, this crazy guy stopped me to tell me the world was flat, we lived under a dome, and the sun, moon, and stars spun above us. I was still laughing as I took my seat on the flat floor, under a dome, while they spun the stars around me.


Dang! I was hoping to catch a big, juicy Wells Fargo.

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Stefon, if someone wanted to have a classic San Fran experience, what would you suggest?

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I'm a gamer! I got super mario bros in 1986 and I don't think I ever beat it even tho I played it a ton. So I pulled it up on the interwebs with a renewed ambition and finally did it. Bowser can stuff it!!


*googling how to prune bushes*

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Saw this in a novelty store in Petaluma. Does he get much work?

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Anti-sticker sticker club

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Thought I was gonna problems in my class yesterday. I had a Jesus and a devil in the same period. I know some will say Jesus would easily win, but this Jesus had a torn ACL and the devil looked to be at full strength.


Subtracting all of the bad things from my life has really made a difference.


Now I know why people give me weird looks when I dip my donut in ketchup

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I enjoy dad jokes with some depth

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I think it looks cool. No filter

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I don't know who the greek goddess of agriculture is, but I'd love Demeter.


Are you using that stratula?

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