hjp (tortured poet)
@struggs_She/her. Stay weird. 👽 Just so Taylor Nation knows, even though I’m in the middle of nowhere, I WILL fly out for an event.
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I don't think I'll ever stop missing this handsome fella. 😻😿😿 https://t.co/IXvNxmVDFo
I didn’t realize when I bought a small sewing kit that it’s main purpose would be to perform surgery on dog toys
We stan our considerate king
2023 being Taylor Swift to 2024 being this absolutely fucking buffoon is the biggest downgrade ever
He directly profited from UHC denying claims and coverage for sick and dying patients, so please pardon me for not giving a fuck
Brian Thompson went from Jewell, Iowa (population 1,200) to leading 140,000 employees and overseeing $280B of revenue at one of the world’s most important companies. His mom worked as a beautician, his dad at a grain elevator—they were probably really proud when he graduated…
My mom’s been avoiding all forms of news since the election so I had the pleasure of filling her in on Luigi Mangione today. An entire manhunt and she was oblivious 🥲
Why did I just log into my new work email for the first time and I have over a thousand unread emails? Hello?
You know how everyone is just beyond obsessed with the @reeses seasonal shapes? That’s how obsessed I am with the white fudge covered @Oreo that only come out this time of year
🚨| Taylor Swift's 'The Eras Tour' has officially come to an end
The day @Costco starts carrying @Purina dog food is the day they finally get my membership away from @SamsClub
Just so @DisneyPlus knows, you can crack down on password sharing all you want, just like Netflix I still won’t pay for it. I’ll just thrift DVDs of the movies I wanna watch so I own them without giving you more money 😂😂
Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe
I hope @taylorswift13 does a mashup of Maroon and You’re on Your Own, Kid at the final Eras show tomorrow
I fear you’ve confused “fear” with “dread” 😂
I am white. I am heterosexual. I am 6’4” My parents are wealthy. I went to Catholic school. I use racial slurs. I am homophobic. I have a boat. I go fishing. I bullied liberals in school. I have a Costco membership. I use chewing tobacco. I am the lefts greatest fear.
I got a bone to pick with @meijer cuz why has the cost of cottage cheese gone up TWELVE PERCENT in 8 months
joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist
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