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Conan Steinhuble

@steinhuble420

Mfw I ask her if I can “load the dishwasher”

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The Missouri waltz would be way cooler if the golden girls threw ass


I think I could handle street drugs in a needle better than I could anything with a hint of spice #itsgenetic


Yea babe that’s cool, January 6th is open for me now


If Drew Pyne sees the field next week, I am no longer a Tiger fan. Did anyone see his performance last week? Starting him would be like shitting your pants and changing your shirt


*Gets into Uber* “Busy night?”


Only thing holding it together tonight will be my skinny jeans


Wearing the Let Brady Cook 1st Phorm hat has financially ruined me. 4 plan B’s bought and counting


If I have to talk to a Paquinite in a Strolls Royce after this long ass drive I’m slashing their tires


Can somebody find that qb who played at Pleasant Hill?! He wouldn’t have let this happen


You brake checked me. I am holding an opened beer and you brake checked me.


Okay I’m ready fr this time

I think I’m ready for my first kiss



Are brazzers servers down or is TigerWifi Guest just this slow?


Really amped to see @rwilsonmanc and @IHateGunners4L debate this evening. Hoping they are able to touch on important things like policy and international affairs… I’m tired of hearing them argue about which Alpha Phi PC is the hottest


🫘 vs. 🐯 🐿️ Venn Diagram 🫘 Bartends at Myhouse 🫘 + 🐯 🐿️ Nuisance around campus Acts hard as fuck until distance is closed 🐯 🐿️ Eats and fucks…hard


I hate when urinals spray piss everywhere. Like if wanted to be covered in piss I would’ve just pissed myself.


Just put all my fliff on the rapture happening in 2024


Need to include pics on the common app. Too many hog missiles running around this campus


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