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Samuel J Benson

@spookyloreman

gather data pray for death's soothsayer and mystic. tragically infatuated with dialectics and post-Marxist phenomenology

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just a reminder that Trump and Pence are literally Nazis lmao

When the conversation in a meeting turned to gay rights, Donald Trump motioned toward Mike Pence and joked: nyer.cm/duItLH7

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This was such an amazing burn that I wanted everyone else to savor it with me.

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1) Harry Potter fucked that owl


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this is my favourite thing a musician has said ever

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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates


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anyone have any idea where I can get this hat made, but in light purple or red

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There it is: "Ladies & Gentleman of the Court, here's exhibit A and I rest my case."

Bannon tells 'Values Voters Summit' Trump pulled CSR payments to 'blow up' Obamacare exchanges, make prices skyrocket.



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Sometimes it's like, who's responsible: the victims or the person who's responsible?


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My favorite example of misguided advertising is when McDonalds ran an ad where it seemed like a guy wanted to fuck a double cheeseburger

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"sexy doctor costume"

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Robert Pruett will be executed at 6p.m. by the State of Texas, having never seen the outside world since age 15. currentaffairs.org/2017/10/the-au…


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counterpoint: not a single living person has ever looked at moments on purpose

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As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds


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very informative article

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Nonviolent tactics that work: -serving the people -educating -unionizing Ones that don't: -pleading with democrats like Oliver fucking Twist


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