Sometimes I think my body is trying to sabotage me, and by sabotage I mean after 17 years treating it like an amusement park I get surprised when I get heart burn or my ankles hurt.


I would like to personally opt out of daylight savings time. #ineedanap


Leaving a show at @crossroads Cops arresting people on my bumper. They say " sorry just holding firearms here".


That's what's up! Just scored some new DC's on sale @JackThreads jackthreads.com/sales/6926/pro…


Why bother doing somebody elses dirty work? CNBC.COM-SINGLEMOM.US


Quarter size hail on the walk home. Welcome to Kansas!


Dear God. May I never step another foot inside JCCC. That is all.


The things that I could say about rolling backpacks and the people that use them.


Spread positivity.


Found this guy in the desert section at the Chinese buffet http://t.co/fWUhztlV

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