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*Tengah memancing* Me: "Yeahh, dah dapat!" Stranger: "Dapat ikan ke?" Me: "Takde lah. Dapat anjing -..- #SoalanBangang
*masuk dapur* *mak tengah masak* "mak tengah masak eh?" "taklah, tengah check air kencing ni. kenapa? #SoalanBangang
*Baru lepas mandi* Ali: Kau mandi ke tadi ? Abu: Eh taklah, hujan lebat dalam bilik air tadi. #SoalanBangang
*Can you speak in English?* *No , sorry * * What is English?* *No idea too* *I don't even know how to say english* #SoalanBangang
You are a chinese malay right? Is your sister chinese malay as well? - EH no lah. She's actually a whale. #SoalanBangang
"So you tak keluar dengan boyfriend?" "I don't have one" "Ohhhh why don't you have one?" "Because I don't have one?" LOL #soalanbangang
#SoalanBangang *at library* Friend: are you looking for a book? Me: no, I'm looking for my lost pet rat. It gets lost very easily.
*kat kedai makan* "Hi, would you like a table?" "No, we just came to eat on the ground. Carpet for 6 please." #SoalanBangang
"Eh what were you doing in the toilet?" "Nahh you know la, nothing much, just finding some gold in the toilet hole.." #SoalanBangang
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here bij? ~.~ #SoalanBangang
"Are you free?" "No, I'm priced RM29.99 at Tesco. 50% sale btw." #SoalanBangang
A pregnant lady goes inside a shop* "welcome,are you pregnant?"**no,im just eat a baby* #soalanbangang
*tengah ambik air wuduk* A:'aik,nak solat ke' B:'eh,taklah...nk mandi jenazah,nak join?' #SoalanBangang
*dalam bilik air* *ade org ketuk* "ada orang tak?" "takde. ni taik yg bercakap" #SoalanBangang
U in ur office attire in the morning & the neighbour asks "nak pergi kerja?" "oh tak, nak pergi funfair" #SoalanBangang
you cut your hair?" No lah my dog chewed it off. #SoalanBangang
*call pukul 2 pagi* "Hello, tengah tidur ke?" "Eh tak lah tengah bersenam dengan family kat taman bunga je ni." #SoalanBangang
*Tengah Study for SPM* *Kawan Tanya*"Woi, Muh tengah buat ape doh"! *Me Answer* "Eh,Takdelah saje gali kubur untuk kau" #SoalanBangang
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