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Samuel

@smithssam

software developer | i build apps and stuff

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i hate my fuckass brain. every time i see this sign on a plane my immediate impulse is to interpret it as “sowwy no stowage 🥺”

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I’m not going to call it X. Not even if there’s a fire.

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When I’m writing code, I have a habit of making lots of “little fixes” that are unrelated to the issue I’m working on. This results in a PR which includes a lot of unrelated changes, making it harder to communicate and review.


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Literally any clip from Community would work but this is a personal favorite of mine it's so fucking funny

quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched



just keep focusing on yourself - progress daily


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Every once in a while, go back and look at your old work, cringe for a bit, then keep going. You're still getting better, confirmed.


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The girls are tearing your commit history apart in the group chat


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Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂

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sudo fuck myself


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Boris Johnson: A tribute.


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"I don't know where to fucking start"

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When you first play FIFA and only know how to do slide tackles


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The rage when filling in online forms and it asks you for your country and you don't know if it's gonna be under E for England, B for Britain, G for Great Britain or U for United Kingdom.


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The British procedure for alerting everyone in the vicinity that you’re about to do something: 1. Slap thighs/clap hands 2. Say “right then”


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Very British Haircut Problems ✂️ amzn.to/3vW3Kt8

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I would pay to see every culture remake this 😂😂😂


Get really good at one thing or learn lots of things


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NEWS! The Queen could afford Prince Andrew’s settlement by making her own packed lunch and ditching Netflix, insists Kirstie Allsopp bit.ly/36884dK

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