Small Hands Trump
@smallhandstrumpIf only my hands were yuge. #MakeAmericaDrumpfAgain
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I'm an excellent pick pocket. No one even knows I'm sliding my tiny hands in their wallets and taking all their money.
I can fit both of my hands in my mouth. It's a skill I'll show off during my inauguration speech.
A Chipotle burrito to you, a football to my baby hands. #notfair #feelshugeinmyhands #thatsindeedwhatshesaid
No one seems to appreciate my ability to wear Cheerios as rings. It's edible jewelry, genius.
Go vote today. On your ballot where it says "Candidate you most want to physically assault" please make sure to check Donald Drumpf.
I dreamt my hands were big enough to be able to use brass knuckles. I punched a protestor in the face. I do not condone violence.
I can't wait to tweet from the oval office. I'm just gonna post "Fuck you" on all the world leaders' feeds.
I hate daylight savings. One less hour in the day to make yuge deals. #DaylightSavingTime
This artist depicted my hands perfectly. https://t.co/2IvUcEnS7p
You know who I really feel bad for? Arab Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.
I usually eat Cookie Crisp cereal as regular cookies. Perfect size.
Things got out of hand tonight. And with these tiny hands, that happened quickly. #ChicagoStoppedTrump #smallhandstrump
Chicago wasn't ready for my yuge deals and yuge wins for this country. #trump #smallhandstrump #ChicagoStoppedTrump
When I used to hold Ivanka's hand when she was a baby she would crush my hand. She is really strong.
@LoudMouthCitizn @search4swag I love you people. Do I love you people? I love you people. You get me.
@LoudMouthCitizn @search4swag these tiny hands are about to build a YUGE wall and then put you on the other side of it, just you wait.
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