Dr Whistletooth
@slow_virushi I’m Greg. Clinical psychiatry faculty at the Austin Shoe Hospital.
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I own a book by The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, that features a forward written by Jada Pinkett Smith
Listening to Witch house mixes with the lights off in my office alone in the hospital while I write my spooky little progress notes.
Did a set at an open mic for the first time in almost a year. It was so fun but also remember why I took a break from standup.
My mental health resource guide for Austin comedians is slowly coming together. If you are good at graphic design and into this idea, I’d be happy to pay you to help with this.
So far, being in my late 30s has meant an increased frequency of seeing the worst people I’ve ever met brag about how they were spanked as kids and believe they’re doing just fine.
Almost every week, a doctor will call me for a psychiatric consult, only telling me that the patient they’re treating in the hospital is crying. Reminding me how many docs think my job is largely just being nice and listening to their patients.
One of my fav things to do is get on this doctors only Facebook group and tell them they need to chill the fuck out.
I don’t care about how hard you think you are. You ain’t shit til you’ve changed a toddler’s diaper bin while she’s asleep without waking her up or holding your breath.
A friend asked me why doctors get rated online, but patients don’t. When I was a Lyft driver, this mattered, but as a psychiatrist, doesnt bother me if someone says wild negative shit about me. What are your thoughts on this prob bad idea @BryantShuey @aaashlynv @intellegint
This year’s Doctor’s Day reminds me of how much my life got turned upside down by medical school. Divorce, antidepressants, standup comedy, and finding a job I love. The lessons I learned could have been delivered in a less unpleasant way, but that’s how it happened.
Travis Kelce being a little rude to his team’s dad has been the most exciting moment of the game so far
I forced a bot to watch 10,000 hours of CEI porn and then write a script for a new video. Here’s what it made:
If you’re going to wear a red pantsuit at Target, please don’t be mad if assume you’re the CEO, Janet Target.
Me at the department holiday party: “I think that we, as psychiatrists, should be comfortable saying ‘dick, balls, and pussy,’ around our patients. Listen up, im right about this.”
🎶She’s gone country! Yeahhh look at them boots. She’s gone country! I’m still lookin’ at her boots. She’s gone country! I wish I could kiss and lick her boots. She’s gone country! Yeah there’s nothing weird about being horny about her boots🎶
As a psychiatric consultant, I’m asked to see patients in the hospital where the patient doesn’t want to talk to me. For millennial patients, they come around when I say “the doctors taking care of you wanted me to come by because they’re doing a heckin concern.”
It’s important to raise your children around dogs. It does so much for their development. For example, it boosts your child’s ability to know what it’s like to have dogs around.
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