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Simon Platman

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British #Ashkenazi non-Zionist #atheist. That’ll do.

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What is it, Simon, that makes u so angry? Is it an unwillingness to accept that “Never Again” can be a universal injunction? That’s how I’ve always understood it. Only in recent yrs have I realised I’m an outlier — it seems most of my fellow Jews want to copyright it. You too?


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Never seen MIND-BLOWING things from the past. (Let’s unfold the 🧵)

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Mr Freeman: “Israel has done more than any other country in history to minimise civilian casualties, while Hamas perpetrated genocide.” I can see why…


Best thing since sliced bread…?

While Elon was squandering time and money putting things into space, these people, in Wembley, invented the frozen paratha. Two minutes from freezer to plate. The greatest culinary innovation this decade.

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Must say, thoroughly enjoying @BBCTwo’s production of Hilary Mantel’s “The Slipper & the Rose”. Far better than the Disney original even if Mark Rylance doesn’t quite have Richard Chamberlain’s easy charm — tho @lewis_damian’s King leaves Michael Hordern for dead. #WolfHall


Blimey…

Colorized historical photos and videos that will make you feel like you're in a time machine 🧵 1. Jerusalem, April 1897



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Have you ever wished to view the world from a completely new perspective? This thread on Amazing maps is here to blow your mind 1. Population Density in China

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Alternative angles of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven’t seen before 🧵 1. St. Peter’s Basilica seen through a keyhole

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Ok. But who’s the Oompah Loompah, bottom right?

Epic moments



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We are all becoming less human watching these atrocities day after day. It is unconscionable.

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Generations of Israelis will have to live with what we have done in Gaza over the last year. Some will have to explain why they didn't refuse to bomb. Others will have to explain why they didn't do more to stop the horror. My new oped in @haaretzcom haaretz.com/opinion/2024-1…


CAMPAIGN BREAKING… Latest ad for Whiskas — created by David Baddiel.

You can never have too many cats.



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#RosenRecommends | My new books for adults | Poems and Stories with Michael Rosen youtu.be/wWfbL9nVVys?si… via @YouTube


Reminds me of this…

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Just gonna leave this here…

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The real heart of Italy lies in its unknown marvels. Here are 20 forgotten masterpieces that will touch your soul. 🧵

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David, if a non-Jew were to ask u: “How come u eat pork if ur Jewish?”, would u take it as a micro-aggression or simply a reasonable Q? Only, I’ve never seen anyone else who regularly posts pics of bacon, let alone someone whose bio reads simply: “Jew”. I find it a bit weird.

Been a while since an FEB pic. There’s a certain starkness to this one from St Michaels Resort, Falmouth.

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Brill thread…

Looking at the world through a microscope 🧵 1. Terrifying photo of an ant's face

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POV: Russel Brand suddenly becoming a Christian @munyachawawa 😂


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Mountain Goats knows something humans don't know


“Our shit don’t stink.”

🇮🇱 'Israel is the only victim in the world!'



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